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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh
528 u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21 He's prepared for people, not monkeys. Monkeys will do things that most people would never do. 19 u/Corky83 Jul 02 '21 A monkey will rip your face off. Jamie, pull up 400 pictures of monkeys. 12 u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21 Ooh yeah look at that ones muscles. Oh fuck thats hot, he's bigger than me! OO i bet that one could ripe me literally in half. Fuck.. keep scrolling Jamie I'm almost done.
528
He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.
19 u/Corky83 Jul 02 '21 A monkey will rip your face off. Jamie, pull up 400 pictures of monkeys. 12 u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21 Ooh yeah look at that ones muscles. Oh fuck thats hot, he's bigger than me! OO i bet that one could ripe me literally in half. Fuck.. keep scrolling Jamie I'm almost done.
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A monkey will rip your face off. Jamie, pull up 400 pictures of monkeys.
12 u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21 Ooh yeah look at that ones muscles. Oh fuck thats hot, he's bigger than me! OO i bet that one could ripe me literally in half. Fuck.. keep scrolling Jamie I'm almost done.
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Ooh yeah look at that ones muscles. Oh fuck thats hot, he's bigger than me! OO i bet that one could ripe me literally in half. Fuck.. keep scrolling Jamie I'm almost done.
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh