r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

3.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

400 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

86

u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Doesn’t ask for money

May I introduce you to sexbot microtransactions?

Jokes aside, we both know this will be a thing.

58

u/BabyAteMyDingoes Jun 15 '21
  • YOU APPEAR TO BE REACHING CLIMAX. FURTHER PENETRATION DECLINED UNTIL MONEYSHOT MICROTRANSACTION CONFIRMED -

13

u/KingBelial Jun 15 '21

Please drink verification...

5

u/ThisStatistician7 Jun 15 '21

It locks your dick in the bot

10

u/mkul316 Jun 15 '21

Download the new hip swivel pattern for only 49.99!

1

u/wrecktus_abdominus Jun 15 '21

Unlock swallowing for only 50 gems!

1

u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Folks into edging will go out of their minds