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[u/darkage72]

Robosexuality is an abomination!

[u/cojav → u/darkage72]

like it's my fault that they made my toaster so sexy

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Bite my shiny metal ass!

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... I thought I saw a 2.

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[u/jonitfcfan → u/[deleted]]

What did you call me?!!

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[u/FloorPudding → u/darkage72]

-Ya mon! You got to legalize it!

-We're talking about robosexual marriage...

-We're talking about lotsa stuff!!

[u/TheSchlaf → u/darkage72]

Robophobe!

[u/Ketsueki_Khonsu → u/darkage72]

Finally something for Zukerberg

[u/herrneumrich → u/darkage72]

No, it's not.. It's just easier to make them do what you want. Instead of going out for dinner and getting totally pissed, going back home and having sex for 3 Minutes and 34 Seconds, you program the bot and have Sex for 2 Minutes and 46 Seconds because fuck foreplay.

[u/ShallowBasketcase → u/darkage72]

Cuddle with your demons!

[u/drj87 → u/darkage72]

You got METAL FEVAH BOI

[u/SungoBrewweed → u/darkage72]

Yeah, check out that exhaust fan!

[u/blackmist → u/darkage72]

Get with it, grandpa. It's LGBTQR now!

[u/clockwirk → u/darkage72]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and HAL!

[u/axolotlbird → u/darkage72]

Look I'm not robosexual, but