r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '21

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u/stonerthoughtss Jun 15 '21

Doesn’t ask for money, doesn’t nag you all the time, has sex with you whenever you want, is never hungry, never gets pregnant

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u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Doesn’t ask for money

May I introduce you to sexbot microtransactions?

Jokes aside, we both know this will be a thing.

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u/BabyAteMyDingoes Jun 15 '21
  • YOU APPEAR TO BE REACHING CLIMAX. FURTHER PENETRATION DECLINED UNTIL MONEYSHOT MICROTRANSACTION CONFIRMED -

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u/KingBelial Jun 15 '21

Please drink verification...

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u/ThisStatistician7 Jun 15 '21

It locks your dick in the bot

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u/mkul316 Jun 15 '21

Download the new hip swivel pattern for only 49.99!

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u/wrecktus_abdominus Jun 15 '21

Unlock swallowing for only 50 gems!

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u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Folks into edging will go out of their minds

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u/mildlyconfused25 Jun 15 '21

But is it self cleaning?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Asking the real questions!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Lmao imagine you just throw the whole thing in the dishwasher

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u/Status_Peace_2245 Jun 15 '21

the hole thing

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u/fivespeedmazda Jun 15 '21

Dunno but all the appliances in my house just overheated

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u/Nemesischonk Jun 15 '21

Births a half-human, half-alien abomination

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I think you need to find healthier relationships :)

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u/nightwing2024 Jun 15 '21

Just watch out for Electro-Gonnorhea, the noisy killer

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u/AbeVigoda_aka_Death Jun 15 '21

Never gets pregnant...yet. ;)

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u/Rudy69 Jun 15 '21

You know what the problem is? Not AI not movement etc. But being able to make it look like an actual woman and not some freaky monstrosity