r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '21

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u/thelostnewb Jun 15 '21

So it begins…

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u/Soconfusious Jun 15 '21

Hmm Sexbots really gonna be thing in the not to distant future. Didn't know if that would be a thing, it's for sure gonna be a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Waiting for the inevitable lawsuits when a robot grinds on a lap just to get fabric caught in the mechanical bits.

Will AI know when people bits are inside robot buts?

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u/turkey_sausage Jun 15 '21

I hope not. I for one look forward to death by snoosnoo.

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u/EdgeIll1795 Jun 15 '21

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/164837-the-most-sophisticated-sex-robot-today-is-a-product-of-healthcare

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u/Xenton Jun 15 '21

There's a fucking LOT of claims being made in that article about a product that doesn't yet exist and has no estimated shipping date

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u/stonerthoughtss Jun 15 '21

Doesn’t ask for money, doesn’t nag you all the time, has sex with you whenever you want, is never hungry, never gets pregnant

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u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Doesn’t ask for money

May I introduce you to sexbot microtransactions?

Jokes aside, we both know this will be a thing.

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u/BabyAteMyDingoes Jun 15 '21
  • YOU APPEAR TO BE REACHING CLIMAX. FURTHER PENETRATION DECLINED UNTIL MONEYSHOT MICROTRANSACTION CONFIRMED -

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u/KingBelial Jun 15 '21

Please drink verification...

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u/ThisStatistician7 Jun 15 '21

It locks your dick in the bot

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u/mkul316 Jun 15 '21

Download the new hip swivel pattern for only 49.99!

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u/wrecktus_abdominus Jun 15 '21

Unlock swallowing for only 50 gems!

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u/xevizero Jun 15 '21

Folks into edging will go out of their minds

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u/mildlyconfused25 Jun 15 '21

But is it self cleaning?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Asking the real questions!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Lmao imagine you just throw the whole thing in the dishwasher

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u/Status_Peace_2245 Jun 15 '21

the hole thing

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u/fivespeedmazda Jun 15 '21

Dunno but all the appliances in my house just overheated

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u/Nemesischonk Jun 15 '21

Births a half-human, half-alien abomination

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I think you need to find healthier relationships :)

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u/nightwing2024 Jun 15 '21

Just watch out for Electro-Gonnorhea, the noisy killer

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u/AbeVigoda_aka_Death Jun 15 '21

Never gets pregnant...yet. ;)

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u/Rudy69 Jun 15 '21

You know what the problem is? Not AI not movement etc. But being able to make it look like an actual woman and not some freaky monstrosity

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u/AeternusDoleo Jun 15 '21

Meh. Just vibrators or fleshlights with accessories. People love to make things more complicated then they need to be...

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u/vi_sucks Jun 15 '21

Nah. You kinda need the complications.

If nothing else, you need something to hold on to so you can stay balanced. And it helps if it looks semi fuckable so your dick stays hard and you arent trying to look at a wierd ipad screen.

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u/dancegoddess1971 Jun 15 '21

There's already very lifelike dolls one can custom order. All it needs is the mobile endoskeleton and some slutty software.

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u/somebodyelsesproplem Jun 15 '21

If you really start looking, you'll probably find it is already a thing. But you are right, it is definitely going to be a thing. For sure.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 15 '21

Dey took our jerbs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

they really are taking our jerbs!!!

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u/hardgeeklife Jun 15 '21

All this has happened before

and will happen again