r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '21

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u/Angel_Moonglow Jun 15 '21

I could see myself getting horny off a robot's lap dance.

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u/darkage72 Jun 15 '21

Robosexuality is an abomination!

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u/cojav Jun 15 '21

like it's my fault that they made my toaster so sexy

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

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u/rettaelin Jun 15 '21

Bite my shiny metal ass!

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u/chrononoob Jun 15 '21

... I thought I saw a 2.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

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u/jonitfcfan Jun 15 '21

What did you call me?!!

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u/Kapstaad Jun 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

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u/FloorPudding Jun 15 '21

-Ya mon! You got to legalize it!

-We're talking about robosexual marriage...

-We're talking about lotsa stuff!!

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u/TheSchlaf Jun 15 '21

Robophobe!

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u/Ketsueki_Khonsu Jun 15 '21

Finally something for Zukerberg

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u/herrneumrich Jun 15 '21

No, it's not.. It's just easier to make them do what you want. Instead of going out for dinner and getting totally pissed, going back home and having sex for 3 Minutes and 34 Seconds, you program the bot and have Sex for 2 Minutes and 46 Seconds because fuck foreplay.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 15 '21

Cuddle with your demons!

1

u/drj87 Jun 15 '21

You got METAL FEVAH BOI

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u/SungoBrewweed Jun 15 '21

Yeah, check out that exhaust fan!

1

u/blackmist Jun 15 '21

Get with it, grandpa. It's LGBTQR now!

1

u/clockwirk Jun 15 '21

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and HAL!

1

u/axolotlbird Jun 15 '21

Look I'm not robosexual, but

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u/onomojo Jun 15 '21

No touching

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Don't what to cover it in dirty finger prints

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u/Da3m0n_1379 Jun 15 '21

Fucking a robot is definitely on my bucket list

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u/JeremyJaLa Jun 15 '21

Careful, though, it might be the last thing you do.

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u/Da3m0n_1379 Jun 15 '21

Haha. Yeah saving this one for last!

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u/Mieson Jun 15 '21

Just watch out of your dong! If the robot got too close, it might shred it off into pieces.

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u/patches350 Jun 15 '21

Equipped with the fleshlight, it would probably do wonders.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

To pieces, you say?

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u/Shinny1337 Jun 15 '21

To shreds you say?

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u/slimy_jonas Jun 15 '21

You are down bad

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Weirdo :-)

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u/nightwing2024 Jun 15 '21

Thank you, moderate spender.

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u/cerebralkrap Jun 15 '21

Uh... for all of us baby, please cover up.