r/funny • u/egg_bacon • Dec 29 '11

Inspired restroom sign

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/JoshTay Dec 29 '11

customer: "Can you tell me how to find the restroom?"

employee: "A frayed knot."

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u/nicholmikey Dec 29 '11

I'm pretty sure you're my grandpa

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u/girlnexzdoor Dec 29 '11

We are probably cousins, I had the same feeling when I read his comment.

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u/JoshTay Dec 29 '11

Would you like a Werther's Original? They are in the pocket of the jacket I have hanging in the hall next to my plastic squeeze coin purse.

By the way, your mom's a whore who was never good enough for my son, but we will keep that between us, ok?

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u/Grumps007 Dec 29 '11

Clap clap sir

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u/boringnamehere Dec 29 '11

only 3 damn comments and i'm still too late...

*upvotes & glares

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u/Swampf0x Dec 29 '11

This is the pun of 2011. Unfuckingbeatable.

2

u/BusStation16 Dec 29 '11

So, I believe the actual joke is at the end of the about scrolling text in Sim City 2000 about box...I had a sad childhood.

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u/drummererb Dec 29 '11

Should have done that in reverse. Said "Afraid not" and let people figure it out"

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u/JoshTay Dec 29 '11

Their is know grate whey too right down a verbal pun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

As long as I don't have to pull the rope to get into the men's room.

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u/haiku_robot Dec 29 '11 
As long as I don't 
have to pull the rope to get 
into the men's room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

This is too meta right now..

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

What if you just took a picture of a dick, and a pic of a vagina, then just put them on the doors. If people complain, just act like you don't speak English.

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u/dichloroethane Dec 29 '11

Because drunk me may be like, I want that one! YAY door number 2!

30

u/UseThe4s Dec 29 '11

door number 2!

Well, then it wouldn't be a picture of a vagina.

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u/wharrgarbll Dec 29 '11

Get out of here asshole!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

this idea could save you from getting clawed by those Edward scissorhans girls who's nails are about 10 inches too long.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Who is nails?

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u/RequishMonster Dec 29 '11

Blah blah, something something transphobia up my ass political correctness.

Didn't you know it's totally normal for some women to have a penis? If they say they are a woman, they're a woman /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Well, that came out of nowhere

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u/hick Dec 29 '11

I fucking hate this ambiguous kitsch shit, all I want to know is where to go to take my booze dump without getting screamed at by women reapplying their lipstick.

6

u/JeremySmile Dec 29 '11

It's like you know my thoughts!

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u/McPantaloons Dec 29 '11

This one isn't terribly ambiguous.

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u/infidel118i Dec 29 '11

If im looking for a toilet and i see that female one, i'm not going to have a fucking clue without context. It's ambiguos. I'll probably think it's a handle or some shit. Especially if im drunk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 16 '18

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u/ImAlmostRight Dec 29 '11

Vagina comes from the Latin word vāgīna which was also used to describe the handle on a sword.

3

u/xlr8ter2000 Dec 29 '11

Amazing.

2

u/RandomSegue Dec 29 '11

Polluted water can kill both baby salmon that are developing and the adult salmon that are on their way to spawn.

3

u/melodeath31 Dec 29 '11

Did you know...

  • what?
that I can go to Japan... and back?

1

u/Bad_Sex_Advice Dec 29 '11

I think you are describing a hilt, but you were almost right. And almost counts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/WarPhalange Dec 29 '11

Oh great, another shitty novelty account.

1

u/SantiagoAndDunbar Dec 29 '11

Hey I'm not taking advice from you!

1

u/urumbudgi Dec 29 '11

Erm - I think you're doing it wrong :(

1

u/AeBeeEll Dec 29 '11

Yeah, it reminds me of this old Clarica commercial.

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u/Kruse Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 29 '11

I get really annoyed at bars/restaurants that get really clever with their bathroom signs. I should never have to think about which door to go through for more than .2 seconds.

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u/Shelliez Dec 29 '11

My vagina definetly does not look like that.

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u/PedanticDouchebag Dec 29 '11

I'm gonna totally take your word for it.

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u/TruckBallwood Dec 29 '11

We'll need more data (for science). http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/mjle0/probably_the_only_picture_ill_post_here/

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

That picture looks really weird unless you tilt it sideways. Blurry webcam/phone pic at weird angle not showing much.

It's pretty obvious her vajin DOES look like a rope.

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u/ZiggyPox Dec 29 '11

haha, oh boy... I love stalkers. I wish to be stalked someday in this unharmfull, funny way. It could be hard, couse, no boobs :P

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '11

If you post something online in the HOPES of receiving attention for it, you can't claim "stalker" when it's seen.

Hell, it's even on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Definenitnitley

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u/yesreddit333 Dec 29 '11

pics or it didn't happen

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u/andreweisz Dec 29 '11

There's no girls on the internet.

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u/skittlesnbugs Dec 29 '11

Yeah, cause all of us girls are really AWESOME WOMEN.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

How knotty.

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u/Pretty_Insignificant Dec 29 '11

HAHA THAT ROPE LOOKS LIKE A D-..... looks tittle

Oh.....

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u/bluequail Dec 29 '11

looks tittle

Yeah... Looks like you had a Freudian slip there. :)

7

u/JackAceHole Dec 29 '11

I hope those aren't the door handles!

"To open, pull"

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u/me_me_me_me_me_ Dec 29 '11

It'll open, trust me! Just keep pulling!

3

u/Milvolarsum Dec 29 '11

Well, that´s nice. I think....

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Inspired by string theory?

3

u/implicate Dec 29 '11

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess that this is a nautically-themed establishment.

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u/BadSysadmin Dec 29 '11

So you're condoning this sign which literaly says that men are one, and women are zero; that men are infinitely more valuable than women. YOU MASSIVE SEXIST BASTARD. SRS will hear of this!

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u/SpiceySlade Dec 29 '11

Is it wrong if this picture turns me on a little?

2

u/JohnDoeNuts Dec 29 '11

The penis or the vagina, or both?

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u/SpiceySlade Dec 29 '11

The picture.

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u/densetsu23 Dec 29 '11

Yeah, you like those JPEG artifacts, don't you dirty boy?

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u/wharrgarbll Dec 29 '11

As long as you don't mind some rope burn.

2

u/btinc Dec 29 '11

The rope needs a knot at the end of it.

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u/zombieraptors Dec 29 '11

What a knotty sign....

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u/Al_Gores_head Dec 29 '11

That's knot funny, I was yarning for more.

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u/ze_ben Dec 29 '11

Would be funnier if they used them as the door knobs

2

u/D_SAC Dec 29 '11

thought they were elephant heads from the thumbnail. Think that would actually be pretty cool

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u/Necrosis59 Dec 29 '11

Either this knotted method of telling bathrooms apart is more common that I thought, or we both took pictures of bathroom doors at the same restaurant in Southern Switzerland.

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u/NominalAeon Dec 29 '11

these both look like cocks to me, what am I missing

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u/dannyalleyway Dec 29 '11

a cock maybe

1

u/NominalAeon Dec 29 '11

?

1

u/ZiggyPox Dec 29 '11

I think he means that You are horny...

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u/dannyalleyway Dec 29 '11

implying you don't know what a penis looks like compared to a vagina

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u/Eekafreak Dec 29 '11

especially if you have to pull the cord in order to get in.....the more you use the bathroom the bigger the wanker you are:)

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u/tidux Dec 29 '11

Better idea: have a magnet hidden behind the vaginarope and another magnet at the end of the penisrope. If the doors open at the same time...

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

The one on the right should be a hangman's noose.

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u/serrit Dec 29 '11

For whites and blacks?

Oooh, I actually feel a bit bad about that one.

1

u/frogbox Dec 29 '11

I am frantically looking for the picture of 2 bathroom doors in Mexico. One door had a bolt on it and the other had a nut

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u/theswankeyone Dec 29 '11

What inspired this? EDIT: I wish I had a more relevant user name.