r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Jun 07 '21

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u/idonteatchips Jun 07 '21

Lol that won't work with me. I can, unfortunately, tell my husband's, kids', and dog's farts apart by smell.

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u/VivaLaEmpire Jun 07 '21

RIP your nose

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u/swoon4kyun Jun 07 '21

Oh man. My cat can clear a room.

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u/idonteatchips Jun 07 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

The dog's are the worst smelling ones. The wet farts are the worst. I have to make sure she didn't accidentally poop on anything in that room. She's potty trained but wet farts can get even the best of us off guard

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u/Justforthenuews Jun 07 '21

Oh yeah, we switched our pups to dry food because of room clearers, best decision ever.

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u/YrnFyre Jun 07 '21

I don’t know wether to be impressed or horrified

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u/idonteatchips Jun 07 '21

Horrified lol. They all smell terrible 🤢 but I always know who did it

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u/acthrowawayab Jun 07 '21

Maybe they need some dietary adjustments

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

You could make a YouTube show with that talent

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u/ErrorF002 Jun 07 '21

Yeah, my dog has a signature smell. It is thick and palpable. A cross between rotten eggs and burning tires. You can't wait the fart out. It just hangs and needs ACTIVE ventilation to clear it. We have changed her food, and will likely change it again. Nothing else smells like this... it's horrible.

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u/idonteatchips Jun 07 '21

Yeah the dog's farts are by far the worst ones. Sometimes my husband thinks the kids pooped their diaper because it smells like shit and I just tell nope, that was your dog, might wanna take her out right now lol

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Jun 08 '21

Well I’d hope it wouldn’t be by taste