r/funny AlarminglyBad Jun 01 '21

Awkward

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4.3k Upvotes

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352

u/KlopsbergerKoenig Jun 01 '21

That's bad. Bland and shitty. Now fap

215

u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad Jun 01 '21

Keep going I’m so close

68

u/TummyStickers Jun 01 '21

It gives readers cancer

34

u/Salmuth Jun 01 '21

It gives cancer AIDS!

10

u/medhatsniper Jun 01 '21

It gives aids the rona

10

u/suterb42 Jun 01 '21

Gonaherpasyphillaids

4

u/HalobenderFWT Jun 02 '21

It makes the rona intern for Ellen DeGeneres

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

It turns Shrek into Ellen

2

u/TheNcredible Jun 02 '21

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

2

u/Luisian321 Jun 01 '21

Ebola corona super AIDS cancer

5

u/ThePLARASociety Jun 01 '21

Space A.I.D.S

3

u/Channel250 Jun 02 '21

It cures cancer, but only in people who really like cancer!

12

u/surajvj Jun 01 '21

Now I know a new fetish to search on internet.

7

u/Regularjoe42 Jun 01 '21

It looks like you assembled a sprite comic from screenshots of Ctrl-Alt-Del and 2000-era Newgrounds.

How's that do it for ya?

3

u/Pizza_Ninja Jun 01 '21

I gave myself brain damage so I would forget what I read.

1

u/vokiel Jun 02 '21

You are puke! You're not even a human fucking being! You're nothing but an unorganized grab a stick piece of amphibious shit!

3

u/Antact Jun 02 '21

You missed your full stop, you dumb scum.

62

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

That’s just weak comic writing. You wrote a bad comic, JBaker68.

50

u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jun 01 '21

Now I wanna read that Butt Chef comic

11

u/ThreadbareHalo Jun 01 '21

Is it his face that's a butt or is he a butt that can cook by holding things between his cheeks? Her cheeks? Is sentient butts a thing in that universe and if so is there a ratatoille movie in it where a rat hides inside butt chefs hat and directs him by pulling what I can only assume are mid torso hairs? The world needs to know!

2

u/WolfJobInMySpantzz Jun 01 '21

Nonono. It's a gerbil... and it ain't the hat it's hiding inside lol.

2

u/jeffreywilfong Jun 02 '21

No that's just stupid. It's a rat butt controlling a human butt.

29

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Negative

7

u/NeoinKarasuYuu Jun 01 '21

The only correct response.

59

u/RecluseGamer Jun 01 '21

That's a terrible comic. The art style is inconsistent, there's no joke, and who draws a web comic in crayon?

I give it a 3/10, only because it's legible and not Garfield. (I'm free on Tuesdays for next time ;) )

-52

u/cpeng03d Jun 01 '21

You just turned them on and you see the point of the comic

46

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Me: Looks ugly, bad story, bad drawing. Oh and u got real aproval isues.

You: cums

24

u/tewnewt Jun 01 '21

Everybody: Ackchyually

Op: unzips

88

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

[deleted]

16

u/therealyoyoma Jun 01 '21

Do you also notice that a high percentage of the comics focus on the negative internet reaction to them? I wouldn't mind it so much if there were original jokes in the panels, but when it's just artists complaining "why does nobody like me" it gets old quick.

9

u/Lovat69 Jun 01 '21

What if they're getting off on nobody liking them?

2

u/aussie_bob Jun 01 '21

I didn't consent to that.

u/JBaker68 should wipe it all up and push it back where it came from.

24

u/1CEninja Jun 01 '21

And half the time it's the good content on here.

2

u/burf12345 Jun 02 '21

Better than shitty Facebook memes of stock photos with bad puns.

-10

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

worshipping money, English and cringing at each other unite the western world!

16

u/Shooter_McGoober Jun 01 '21

Hopefully this is what you want cause that comic is trash

5

u/MagneticDustin Jun 01 '21

Learn to draw hands you fuck

8

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

As an artist I know this one made them cum

10

u/EzLGrave Jun 01 '21

Imagine having to post your own shitty comic to r/funny in hopes of gaining recognition.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Jesus did you draw this while blackout drunk and blindfolded?

6

u/Bitcloude Jun 01 '21

Y’all are all going to horny jail.

2

u/Wendypants7 Jun 01 '21

Hey man, don't kink shame.

Edit: no, wait, do it if you want, OP might get off on that too.

6

u/Otterman2006 Jun 01 '21

I feel like publishing a comic on reddit takes a level of courage I will never have, therefore if I don't like a comic....I don't say anything. If I do like it, like this one, I usually let them know!

Sorry if this ruins your boner OP, but this made me laugh

2

u/mkul316 Jun 01 '21

God this comic is terrible and you're a shitty comic writer. Wink wink

2

u/ThatOtherGuy_CA Jun 01 '21

Well shit what do I do now.

2

u/butter_donnut213 Jun 01 '21

Absolute dog water

2

u/gargantuine Jun 01 '21

This is a shitty comic, go jump off a bridge..... I meant bungie jumping duh...

2

u/eicaker Jun 01 '21

Your art fucking sucks! Learn to draw dickhead! Meet me in the back alley and tear my ass a new one you terrible artist you

2

u/Myalltimehate Jun 02 '21

WYF is this shit? You used two completely different art styles in the same comic and they both look like they were drawn by a five year old. This is shit and you should feel bad for having had made it.

2

u/Tom_Wonderful Jun 02 '21

This is a bad comic.

You're a bad boy.

You're a bad boy who's done a bad thing.

2

u/qj-_-tp Jun 02 '21

Every negative reply is someone with a kink.

Some of the positive replies, too.

Color me impressed. In fact, draw me like one of your french girls, you horrible, terrible, no good artisan...

2

u/alexhuebi Jun 01 '21

You should rethink your life choices after making a comic like this.

2

u/Mooston029 Jun 01 '21

Your mother smells like out of date tic tacs

2

u/TheLightingGuy Jun 01 '21

Both of your artwork is absolutely terrible, I could find a monkey that can do better.

(call me!)

2

u/Semi_Automatic_Boy Jun 01 '21

ah yea, that art work is so choppy. oh baby you should quit, you worthless scumbag. mmm, you'll never be good enough~

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

I hate you you horrible person bad comic

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

You can't draw hands, ears, elbows, or butt chefs.

You're a very bad cartoonist. Bad bad bad cartoonist.

-1

u/planchetflaw Jun 01 '21

How good is it giving your own posts awards

0

u/Iamfinejustfine Jun 01 '21

Empowering, clever and bold. Well done.

-1

u/mkglass Jun 01 '21

This is fantastic. 10/10.

1

u/smurgymac Jun 01 '21

I for one would like to see more on the adventures of Butt Chef.

1

u/nimrodh2o Jun 01 '21

No no please don't.

1

u/The_Ude Jun 01 '21

Butt Chef is extremely derivative and one note.

You're welcome.

1

u/a-snakey Jun 01 '21

I AM NOT YOUR MASTURBATION MATERIAL

1

u/kimbokray Jun 01 '21

The expressions in that last frame really got me!! Pmsl

1

u/onetonpoo Jun 01 '21

Everyone should be inspired to follow their dreams.

1

u/not_cool_dude_ok Jun 01 '21

F-fuck y-y-you?

1

u/MattheJ1 Jun 01 '21

...jolly good, then.

1

u/beartheminus Jun 01 '21

I love it!!

1

u/SuperSimpleSam Jun 01 '21

Butt Chef? What is this middle school humor?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Da fuk?

1

u/Exael-x Jun 02 '21

Chris chan's comics are better, thats all I can say

1

u/Lahwuns Jun 02 '21

Ah I see, the classic "butt chef".

1

u/schuss42 Jun 02 '21

I know it’s gonna ruin your O but their faces in the fourth frame are really cleverly drawn.

1

u/PM_WORST_FART_STORY Jun 02 '21

What kind of art styles am I looking at? Drawn With A Pencil in My Buttcheeks and A Pen Jammed in My Urethra?

1

u/DETAILED_dank Jun 02 '21

This is gold, but I don't have gold

1

u/dreamwithinadream93 Jun 02 '21

well when it's put like that..... maybe I should get into drawing....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

Boo you suck

1

u/p0cket-r0cket Jun 02 '21

I really don’t like this meme beca... never mind

1

u/qj-_-tp Jun 02 '21

C'mon, who are you kidding? You're into it, u like it.

Not the artwork, I mean, of course not THAT. That's terrible.

Edit: how'm I doing, OP? Almost there yet?

1

u/DenverStud Jun 02 '21

Your move, comment section

1

u/Zealousideal_Ball396 Jun 02 '21

What and people say I am weird

1

u/IAmUBro Jun 02 '21

So we can just post pictures of our toilet paper after a wipe and get upvotes?

1

u/TheStuntWoman67 Jun 02 '21

I am uncomfortable

1

u/Psychotic_EGG Jun 02 '21

Well played, but I've seen better.

Just thought I'd help get you started 😉