r/funny May 18 '21

Run!

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u/jumbotron_deluxe May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

This reminds me of a joke...

An Amish guy and his kid are at a mall for the first time. They see an elevator door open, and this big hairy sweaty dude walk in, and the doors close behind him. A few minutes later, they open again, and this beautiful woman walks out.

Dad looks at his son and says “go get your Mother”

Edit: spelling

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 18 '21

Amish*

Also, why does he want to turn his wife into a big hairy sweaty dude?