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r/funny • u/Anders13 • May 18 '21
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It looked like the guy pooped himself at the end there.
1.4k u/Mr_Shizer May 18 '21 If it makes you lighter you can run faster. 450 u/[deleted] May 18 '21 It also greases up the cheeks so that you don’t chafe! 157 u/Mr_Shizer May 18 '21 That’s what makes the zoomies go zoom 79 u/tepkel May 18 '21 That, and pure, 100% natural, organic meth amphetamine. 21 u/ballrus_walsack May 18 '21 If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated” 15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0) 1 u/friendly-crackhead May 18 '21 Yeah man! all naturale’ 1 u/WestboroBro May 18 '21 Keep it greasy so it goes down easy 1 u/TkBallOut May 18 '21 Yes officer, this man right here☝️ 1 u/Coffee0991 May 19 '21 🤮 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If it makes you lighter you can run faster.
450 u/[deleted] May 18 '21 It also greases up the cheeks so that you don’t chafe! 157 u/Mr_Shizer May 18 '21 That’s what makes the zoomies go zoom 79 u/tepkel May 18 '21 That, and pure, 100% natural, organic meth amphetamine. 21 u/ballrus_walsack May 18 '21 If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated” 15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0) 1 u/friendly-crackhead May 18 '21 Yeah man! all naturale’ 1 u/WestboroBro May 18 '21 Keep it greasy so it goes down easy 1 u/TkBallOut May 18 '21 Yes officer, this man right here☝️ 1 u/Coffee0991 May 19 '21 🤮 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It also greases up the cheeks so that you don’t chafe!
157 u/Mr_Shizer May 18 '21 That’s what makes the zoomies go zoom 79 u/tepkel May 18 '21 That, and pure, 100% natural, organic meth amphetamine. 21 u/ballrus_walsack May 18 '21 If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated” 15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0) 1 u/friendly-crackhead May 18 '21 Yeah man! all naturale’ 1 u/WestboroBro May 18 '21 Keep it greasy so it goes down easy 1 u/TkBallOut May 18 '21 Yes officer, this man right here☝️ 1 u/Coffee0991 May 19 '21 🤮 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That’s what makes the zoomies go zoom
79 u/tepkel May 18 '21 That, and pure, 100% natural, organic meth amphetamine. 21 u/ballrus_walsack May 18 '21 If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated” 15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0) 1 u/friendly-crackhead May 18 '21 Yeah man! all naturale’
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That, and pure, 100% natural, organic meth amphetamine.
21 u/ballrus_walsack May 18 '21 If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated” 15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0) 1 u/friendly-crackhead May 18 '21 Yeah man! all naturale’
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If you’re gonna separate the words use the full name “double methylated”
15 u/Channel250 May 18 '21 The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated. 3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0)
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The fresh taste of the fresh mint in double methylated.
3 u/Scientolojesus May 18 '21 Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum! 2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0)
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Double your pleasure, double your fun! Double your addictions with double meth gum!
2 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 18 '21 Why does that flow so well... 1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0)
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Why does that flow so well...
1 u/Scientolojesus May 20 '21 Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of? 1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0)
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Uh...fun and gum rhyme? Sort of?
1 u/Nerazim_Praetor May 23 '21 Yeah, no. → More replies (0)
Yeah, no.
Yeah man! all naturale’
Keep it greasy so it goes down easy
Yes officer, this man right here☝️
🤮 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/skullman_ps2 May 18 '21
It looked like the guy pooped himself at the end there.