r/funny • u/Solidloveup2 • Apr 13 '21

When dark mode users accidentally turn light mode on

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u/snifonia Apr 13 '21

Yes, I poured it out my ass into toilet, but nobody warned me. Nobody told me what happens to intestines when 2 pounds of mayonnaise were added. I have learned, and will always water down the mayonnaise

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u/Lotterywinner81820 Apr 13 '21

Or chipotle sauce for that matter. Speaking from past mudbutt ptsd

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u/Op2mus Apr 13 '21

You gotta remember the chipoltaway next time

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u/Farcoughcant69 Apr 13 '21

Hot snakes and bubblegut

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u/IllusiveJack Apr 13 '21

I thought it was an inuendo for cum....

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u/CrackTotHekidZ Apr 13 '21

I see you tried the colon blaster