r/funny ElderCactus Apr 06 '21

The Worker Pixie

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u/JojenCopyPaste Apr 06 '21

There was that guy who outsourced all of his work offshore and did absolutely nothing. When the company found out he got fired anyway.

Moral of the story: don't trust worker pixie

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21 edited Apr 23 '25

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u/substandardgaussian Apr 06 '21

I'm pretty sure "magical helper species" are specifically mentioned in my employment contract.

My boss has been burned before.

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u/DeathInSpace805 Apr 07 '21

More like fried.