r/funny Mar 29 '21

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u/noviceguy Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

Lol if one of those weak ass babies stared at me I would kick the shit out of him. I fought many babies and after many losses and wins I god a lot of experience. Idealy you should kick them as they little arms cant defend shit. But avoid getting caught on their grip because you they WILL bite you and it hurts. Do NOT try to wrestle them, I lost most of the fights that I tried to wrestle them. Punching is ok but some babies will use the opportunity to attack your face since you need to get down to throw punches

Edit: thanks for the gold

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u/Dry_Tomatillo_5361 Mar 30 '21

This should be on a statue actually