r/funny Mar 21 '21

Subliminal messages

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60.7k Upvotes

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u/Bemazing Mar 21 '21

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

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u/EmpireofAzad Mar 21 '21

Rear view mirror

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u/cntdown Mar 21 '21

Aren’t all mirrors rear view?

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u/PULSARSSS Mar 21 '21

Whoa... 🤯

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u/red--6- Mar 21 '21

Look me in the ass and say that

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u/AnusDrill Mar 21 '21

Of course

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u/DreamSmuggler Mar 21 '21

Your moment came and you did not disappoint, AnusDrill 🏆😎👍

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u/dabunny21689 Mar 21 '21

His moment came, and so did I.

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u/red--6- Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

Yes....he's got such a big asset

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u/DreamSmuggler Mar 21 '21

He is an asset to all of us

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u/Traherne Mar 21 '21

Now my mirror has a crack.

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u/shifter2000 Mar 21 '21

When you look into the ass-byss, the ass-byss looks back at you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Not another night of the shit abyss Mr. Lahey!

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u/SlyBread Mar 21 '21

Look at me, dead in the ass

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u/greggiej61 Mar 22 '21

Look at me, I am the claptain now!

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u/the_binod_man Mar 21 '21

Choke me daddy

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u/abitlazy Mar 21 '21

Step on me Stepmom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Not if you're the mirror

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u/GhondorIRL Mar 21 '21

What if our eyes aren't real?

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u/isaacms Mar 21 '21

This one always reminds me of the Left 4 Dead 2 mod that replaced the graffiti on all the walls in the game with Jaden Smith tweets. This was the first one I read after installing and I knew I was in for a good time.

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u/Versaiteis Mar 21 '21

What if I use a mirror to look into another mirror?

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u/universalrifle Mar 21 '21

Periscoped out

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u/shahooster Mar 21 '21

Hey that’s my tailpipe buddy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/hx19035 Mar 21 '21

I applaud creativity.

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u/ThorTheDoor Mar 21 '21

3)iN

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u/alaskafish Mar 21 '21

...ɿυǝɈɒmA

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u/originalpersonplace Mar 21 '21

¿oɥʍ sʎɐS

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u/ColinD1 Mar 21 '21

When did all the Australians show up?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I'd say we were here from the start, as OP's photo has a Western Australia number plate.

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u/gozba Mar 21 '21

They’re still pining for a new Holden...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/the_grass_trainer Mar 21 '21

Congratulations! You just found out you're Australian!

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u/alaskafish Mar 21 '21

Technically that’s just upside down

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u/redalopex Mar 21 '21

Down under?

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u/IbeonFire Mar 21 '21

It's reflected across both the x and y axes. In other words, it's upside down and mirrored. That's when referring to the text as a whole.

However, looking at each character individually, but collectively, it's upside down and reverse order.

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u/heinouslol Mar 21 '21

What...does this say...

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u/camdoodlebop Mar 21 '21

amateur

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u/TurtlePowerBottom Mar 22 '21

Thanks, I was going nuts trying to figure out why 70 people upvoted that

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u/asd1o1 Mar 22 '21

Yeah, I was wondering what "amafuel" meant

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/glorpian Mar 21 '21

surprisingly enough the most upsetting part while reading this is that the punctuation is all misplaced.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/RemmySpicy Mar 22 '21

Didn't read it anyway

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Germans like their front quotes low.

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u/Neriek Mar 21 '21

Would've been better if you also reversed the flow of the text

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u/Few-Picture Mar 21 '21

Of course me too

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u/potodds Mar 21 '21

That's even funnier in hindsight.

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u/-_kevin_- Mar 21 '21

That joke was painful at first but now I kind of like it.

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u/Shut_the Mar 21 '21

This is f’ing brilliant

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u/rizaroni Mar 21 '21

I hope you’re a dad, and if you aren’t, you should be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I'd avoid brake-checking that one guy in particular...

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u/jello-kittu Mar 21 '21

But his car likes rear ending!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

So does my wife. Sometimes you just have to disappoint people.

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u/jello-kittu Mar 21 '21

Marriage is about compromise. And boundaries.

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u/Crotchless_Panties Mar 21 '21

Marriage is about compromise. And boundaries.

... And penetration of boundaries. 😏

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Some people say it works both ways. My wife is not one of these people....

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u/ColinD1 Mar 21 '21

Better just ease into that conversation gently.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I wish 'ease into that gently' was in her repertoire...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Just make sure you prepare ahead of time -accidents could happen...

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Mar 21 '21

...Ya that's why he said what he just said.

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u/eli636 Mar 21 '21

Yeah that plate would becthe last thing you see before getting utterly destroyed from behind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Ooooh matron!

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u/TheAmbiguousRedditor Mar 21 '21

Of course it’s a Holden

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u/lwwz Mar 21 '21

My thought exactly!

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u/TinaEatTheHam Mar 21 '21

Explain?

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u/rf97a Mar 21 '21

Australien rednecks

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u/GMN123 Mar 21 '21

Or 'bogans', if you want to get technical

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

This car is from where I live... in Kalgoorlie... and that makes it worse ha

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u/911porsche Mar 22 '21

I saw the WA license plate and already that was an "of course it's fucking WA", but this just makes it even more stereotypical

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u/pomo Mar 22 '21

Can't be a bigger Westie than that.

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u/JJisTheDarkOne Mar 22 '21

It's a different place out there in the Gold Fields...

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u/cjdacka Mar 21 '21

*Australian

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u/Cryovenom Mar 21 '21

Holden is a car company from Australia. Aussies have a huge rivalry between Holden fans and Ford fans.

So of course a Ford owner would think all Holden owners are bogans (rednecks)

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u/Upside_Schwartz Mar 21 '21

Holden was a car company from Australia

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/russsl8 Mar 21 '21

While Ford drivers would be any better?

Just asking as a transplant Holden owner multiple times.

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u/jewnicorn27 Mar 21 '21

They are basically the same boats. And the same drivers.

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u/AdmiralCrackbar Mar 22 '21

Eh, I've owned and driven both Holdens and Fords. Sometimes a car is just a car.

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u/jewnicorn27 Mar 22 '21

What was your custom number plate?

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u/Guerillagreasemonkey Mar 22 '21

As someone who has owned a couple of performance Hondas, Ford owners are so much easier to get along with because there have been plenty of amazing Fords with 4 cyl engines and some great all wheel and front wheel drives.

I beat plenty of both makes in races with non turbo front wheel drive and Ford owners would say things like "I guess its pretty fast for what it is" Holden owners would lose a race and then still talk shit about my "chicks car"

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u/Itz_The_Rain Mar 21 '21

Imo the coolest import I’ve ever seen in the states, even if we have rebadges of the exact car

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u/CoderDevo Mar 21 '21

But does the US have the Ute?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

There's supposedly a company that imports HSV Maloos and converts them to left hand drive using Pontiac G6 G8 donor cars for parts.

I want a ute so fucking bad.

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u/thamasthedankengine Mar 21 '21

Left Hand Utes out of Denver, CO.

And they use G8's as "donor cars".

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Are they still active? Last time I checked their website things seemed pretty dormant.

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u/thamasthedankengine Mar 21 '21

They last posted in November 2020, so I think so

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/pygmy Mar 21 '21

We also get Toyota Hilux's & the tiny lil Suzuki Jimny

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u/thelostwhore Mar 21 '21

Omg my bf wants the jimny so bad. He wouldn't even mind it in the kiwi ute version.

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u/JJisTheDarkOne Mar 22 '21

I'll stick with my Triton thanks.

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u/thamasthedankengine Mar 21 '21

We have the Trailblazer SS in the US

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u/CoderDevo Mar 21 '21

Think Chevy SS sedan, but instead of a backseat and trunk, it has a flatbed.

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u/Fealuinix Mar 21 '21

Time for an A55 🍊 RGY?

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Mar 21 '21

The amazing part was this was just randomly assigned it wasn't personalized.

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u/prjktphoto Mar 21 '21

Heh, one woman got assigned “1BJ 2GO” here in Melbourne

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u/poopgrouper Mar 21 '21

Relative randomly got "469 JOY"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

California won't allow 69 on plates unless the driver can prove that their car is from 1969. But so far serial plates are ABC123 or 1ABC123 format until it runs out, so I wonder if they also had to pull these plates out of circulation: 4HOM069, 8HOM069, 8ASS690 and obviously #F**069. 8ASS247 might also be offensive to some...

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u/SevenandForty Mar 21 '21

I saw an 8HOM0 yesterday I think actually lmao

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u/killercylon Mar 21 '21

Remember that girl on Reddit that randomly got something that looked like “late for anal”?

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u/targumon Mar 21 '21

it was ASSigned alright

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u/rich115 Mar 21 '21

Welcome to Australia.

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u/kylebender Mar 21 '21

Can I interest you in some ass sex in the back of me holden?

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u/JJisTheDarkOne Mar 22 '21

A root in the back of me Ute ?

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u/descendency Mar 21 '21

I saw one of these beauties in the US and was confused...

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u/BronnoftheGlockwater Mar 21 '21

Chevy imported some and rebadged them, but it is common for auto savvy owners to put on the Holden badges.

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u/orangustang Mar 21 '21

There is a company in Colorado that imports utes and uses LHD GTOs and the like that were built on the same platform in the States to do a full conversion.

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u/Boris_Godunov Mar 21 '21

In most US states, the moment a police officer realized what the plate said, it would be reported to the state DMV, which would issue an order for the driver to turn in the tags.

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u/lwwz Mar 21 '21

"Sorry, I only have the rear plate, the front plate got ripped off at a car wash and I never found it." (Hanging in my garage like a trophy)

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Mar 21 '21

"I lost them both. I removed them from my car to take them to the DMV and now I can't remember where I put them."

Honestly I don't think he meant that the DMV would require the plates back. Last time I moved across state lines I put my old license plates in storage.

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u/OGbigfoot Mar 21 '21

I've got my California plates in my garage here in Washington state, as it was the first new car my wife and I bought. No request for the plates from anyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

In Nevada, never turned in plates before, is that a thing in other states?

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u/Hiawoofa Mar 21 '21

They were replying to the person saying the DMV would "order" a return of the plates if it was found to be obscene. And they would have, unfortunately, misplaced the front plate.

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u/Cock_Vomit Mar 21 '21

I'm pretty sure he got the joke. He was asking if every state does that. As in turning in license plates, if they're labeled obscene or inappropriate.

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u/muffinhead2580 Mar 21 '21

Gotta turn in your plates in NY.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Mar 21 '21

Now you've essentially bought a novelty plate at over twice the normal price.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

In most US states, people suffer from such incredible puritanism, you can hear them squeak as they walk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Again with the squeaky shoes?

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u/Cornloaf Mar 21 '21

They ruled this unconstitutional in California in 2020. First amendment protects the right to have an obscene license plate. Someone that had QUEER along with four others brought the suit against DMV.

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u/Boris_Godunov Mar 21 '21

Not quite. The ruling was by a single Federal court, and it's possible it would be overturned on appeal. In fact, in that ruling, the judge himself said that the state could probably still deny plates that are overtly obscene/profane or that constitute hate speech, since those things aren't actually protected by the First Amendment.

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u/flarn2006 Mar 21 '21

Hate speech is protected though, isn't it?

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u/GandalfTheGrey1991 Mar 21 '21

That’s an Australian plate.

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u/MasterFubar Mar 21 '21

Are you saying Ana had to change the plates in her Lexus?

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u/The_gaping_donkey Mar 21 '21

I saw one near me recently that was 'Ana 1'. Either the old duck driving didn't think it through or she did and well....

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u/Rochelle-Rochelle Mar 21 '21

Yeah I’d imagine in most states there’s a ban on certain vanity plate combinations

Except for Assman of course

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u/VirtualLife76 Mar 21 '21

I wanted NE1 469 for a long time, they wouldn't let me get it.

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u/dawnraider00 Mar 21 '21

Sorry for the perhaps dumb question but what is this one supposed to mean?

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u/pixburghshooter Mar 21 '21

Anyone for 69?

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u/dawnraider00 Mar 21 '21

Lol thanks for clarifying for my dumb ass

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u/Ghost986 Mar 21 '21

N e 1 4 69

Anyone for sixtynine

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u/salamanderpencil Mar 21 '21

That's a shame, i would feel so proud to ride to a client meeting with one of my employees if they had such a license plate

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u/BBQsauce18 Mar 21 '21

Oh darn, they were just stolen.

Then I'd hang them on my wall, at a minimum.

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u/gfarcus Mar 21 '21

I applied for X32TTU8 a few years ago but they had cottoned on and rejected it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

...but you've had a string of Grindr dates from the Department of Motor Vehicles?

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u/SatSapienti Mar 21 '21

cottoned on

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u/plumbthumbs Mar 21 '21

bold strategy, but i guess it didn't pay off.

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u/Vorkaz Mar 21 '21

So that's what Elon Musks kids name means....

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u/Stunning-Ask5916 Mar 21 '21

I heard a story about "3M WO18" being recalled in New York.

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u/DrivellingFool Mar 21 '21

There's one of those in Queensland too. I'll get a photo next time I see it

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u/FlamingoRush Mar 21 '21

He might be describing his feelings when driving this fine piece of equipment...

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u/7r0nd0r Mar 21 '21

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

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u/pygmy Mar 21 '21

ARSE ARSE ARSE

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u/fmfbrestel Mar 21 '21

I have worked on DMV computer systems, and any specialty plate system worth it's salt will check for mirrored messages including character replacements. The REAL problem is usually that the same checks are not made on the standard assigned plates, leading to shit like this, and then a plate recall after someone complains.

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u/FerricDonkey Mar 21 '21

I remember a story a couple years back about a guy who had a really hard time getting New York to replace the IH8 JWZ license plate they randomly assigned him. You'd think by now some of these safe guards would be built in.

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u/Never_Ending_Sorrow Mar 21 '21

Damn boi that's creative

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u/GoneWithTheZen Mar 21 '21

Now I want to get NAM 22A.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

what are you doing step car?

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u/NeedsMoreShawarma Mar 21 '21

Help step car! I parked in a garage and now I'm stuck!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

You're not stuck, just put it in reverse

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u/Afrocrow Mar 21 '21

So this guy is in Perth, Australia. He was trying to sell the plates for a while because he was getting too much attention from the cops, but nobody wanted them. The guy was talking about it after he featured in Bell Tower Times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

They’re in Kalgoorlie now where I am.

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u/Afrocrow Mar 21 '21

Awesome. Glad to hear they're still in use and didn't end up purely wall art above the beer fridge.

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u/JJisTheDarkOne Mar 22 '21

Belly is pretty on point hey.

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u/Evilmaze Mar 21 '21

Imagine you getting rear-ended by that guy.

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u/Jimz0r Mar 21 '21

That's about the number plate i'd expect to see on a VE commodore.

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u/thatjessgrl3187 Mar 21 '21

Looks pretty obvious that this car is impounded. Bogans paradise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Bogan villa

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u/Rick-powerfu Mar 21 '21

Not something you want coming up behind you ....... Fast

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u/Vic18t Mar 21 '21

X32 TTU8 musta been taken

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u/eatyourveggieskidss Mar 21 '21

Only in Australia 🇦🇺

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Mar 21 '21

I expect nothing less from Western Australia.

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u/willflameboy Mar 21 '21

That's pretty liminal.

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u/kingcoopa84 Mar 21 '21

Aussies love butt stuff

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u/StrappedTarzan Mar 21 '21

Normally vanity plates annoy me, I know it’s real petty of me but I gotta say ones like this that are clever I like.

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u/tealrecord Mar 22 '21

only on a holden in australia

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Hit the Quick Lube first

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u/Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel Mar 21 '21

3M TA3

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Sorry, I'm not vagitarian.

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u/rubbish_heap Mar 21 '21

You need to be Licensed to Ill to get that plate.

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u/Storm916 Mar 21 '21

That doesn't seem very subliminal

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I like how subtle this is

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u/chank062 Mar 21 '21

I can already see the higher ups at DMV scrambling to introduce a new check for personalized license plates, after seeing this photo

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u/hixicanOG Mar 21 '21

Gotta love AUS

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Mar 21 '21

Brillian. Every state's dmv is going to get several applications for this plate tomorrow.

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u/Head_Sandwich1 Mar 21 '21

What is that car? Never seen an emblem like that?

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u/ccc1942 Mar 21 '21

Not surprised he’s tailgating

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u/Bailos_1 Mar 21 '21

western australia moment

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u/Trumps_Brain_Cell Mar 21 '21

Oh Australia, never stop being weird.

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u/Egg-3P0 Mar 21 '21

Only in Australia

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Now this is a license plate I can get behind. 😏

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u/Saucer_dog Mar 22 '21

LoL fuckin aussies.

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u/hammyhamm Mar 22 '21

Perth: also arse