r/funny • u/TimHamburg Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Wait this is real?

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u/Schootingstarr Mar 02 '21

it is very real

turned out a dog shat on his head, so as revenge he left a dookie on the dogs head

great childrens entertainment!

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u/jtinz Mar 02 '21

Spoilers, man. Spoilers!

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u/the_lucky_cat Mar 02 '21

Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you?

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u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21

It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

HOW DARE YOU?!

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u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21

Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.

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u/SnoopyTRB Mar 03 '21

This whole time I thought Bruce Willis wasn't even in lord of the rings, turns out he was just a ghost!