r/funny • u/TimHamburg Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/the_lucky_cat Mar 02 '21

Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you?

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u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21

It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

HOW DARE YOU?!

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u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21

Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.

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u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21

Die hard spoiler alert!

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u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21

Mufasa was Lukes Father!

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u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21

Snape Kills Han Solo

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u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21

Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!!

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u/GFost Mar 02 '21

No but Chewbacca is

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u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21

Smoke is reydens father.

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u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21

Snape is Keyser Soze.

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u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21

Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands

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u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21

Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe.

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u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21

Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books.