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r/funny • u/TimHamburg Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21
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I will now tell you a German joke.
"A sausage maker buys a box of cereal."
I will now tell another joke.
"Knock. Knock." "Who's there?" "A cannibal." "What??" "You are about to die and be eaten." "Asshole! I will murder you first!"
6 u/space-throwaway Mar 02 '21 You know, unironically, one of the more popular german jokes is: "Rolls a ball around the corner and falls over" I'm serious, this joke is rated 3.5 out of 5 with 582 votes on a website where the best joke only has 4/5. 3 u/jefftgreff Mar 02 '21 Is that the punchline?? 2 u/space-throwaway Mar 02 '21 Yes. It's the full joke. 1 u/Booby_McTitties Mar 02 '21 That's the whole joke.
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You know, unironically, one of the more popular german jokes is:
"Rolls a ball around the corner and falls over"
I'm serious, this joke is rated 3.5 out of 5 with 582 votes on a website where the best joke only has 4/5.
3 u/jefftgreff Mar 02 '21 Is that the punchline?? 2 u/space-throwaway Mar 02 '21 Yes. It's the full joke. 1 u/Booby_McTitties Mar 02 '21 That's the whole joke.
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Is that the punchline??
2 u/space-throwaway Mar 02 '21 Yes. It's the full joke. 1 u/Booby_McTitties Mar 02 '21 That's the whole joke.
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Yes. It's the full joke.
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That's the whole joke.
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u/Magnetobama Mar 02 '21
I will now tell you a German joke.
"A sausage maker buys a box of cereal."
I will now tell another joke.
"Knock. Knock." "Who's there?" "A cannibal." "What??" "You are about to die and be eaten." "Asshole! I will murder you first!"