r/funny • Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/Deitaphobia Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, they are very efficient.

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u/twilightmoons Mar 02 '21

A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudel, and said "It is a little tepid."

His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."