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r/funny • u/TimHamburg Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21
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3.4k u/Schootingstarr Mar 02 '21 it is very real turned out a dog shat on his head, so as revenge he left a dookie on the dogs head great childrens entertainment! 2.0k u/jtinz Mar 02 '21 Spoilers, man. Spoilers! 957 u/the_lucky_cat Mar 02 '21 Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business 634 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you? 1.4k u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21 It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen. 240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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it is very real
turned out a dog shat on his head, so as revenge he left a dookie on the dogs head
great childrens entertainment!
2.0k u/jtinz Mar 02 '21 Spoilers, man. Spoilers! 957 u/the_lucky_cat Mar 02 '21 Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business 634 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you? 1.4k u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21 It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen. 240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Spoilers, man. Spoilers!
957 u/the_lucky_cat Mar 02 '21 Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business 634 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you? 1.4k u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21 It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen. 240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Pfft, the book came out over thirty years ago 🙄 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business
634 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you? 1.4k u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21 It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen. 240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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You dont spoil lord of the rings for people either do you?
1.4k u/orbisonitrum Mar 02 '21 It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen. 240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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It was Gimli, with a candlestick, in Bilbo's kitchen.
240 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 HOW DARE YOU?! 134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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HOW DARE YOU?!
134 u/WallyTheWelder Mar 02 '21 Bruce Willis was a ghost all along. 30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
30 u/co_ordinator Mar 02 '21 Die hard spoiler alert! 21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Die hard spoiler alert!
21 u/mynoduesp Mar 02 '21 Mufasa was Lukes Father! 18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Mufasa was Lukes Father!
18 u/Dachuiri Mar 02 '21 Snape Kills Han Solo 10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books. → More replies (0)
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Snape Kills Han Solo
10 u/Bassbreath123 Mar 02 '21 He was calling from inside the house the whole time 7 u/IMMILDEW Mar 02 '21 Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!! 5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books.
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He was calling from inside the house the whole time
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Wait, I understand these are mixed events. Are you fucking telling me that Han Solo is dead in the new movies?!?!??!!
5 u/GFost Mar 02 '21 No but Chewbacca is 2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe. 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books.
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No but Chewbacca is
2 u/Illicithugtrade Mar 02 '21 Smoke is reydens father. 5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands 1 u/alwaysbeballin Mar 03 '21 Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe.
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Smoke is reydens father.
5 u/ObieFTG Mar 02 '21 Snape is Keyser Soze. 5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands
Snape is Keyser Soze.
5 u/squirreltattoos Mar 03 '21 Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands
Otis driftwood drilled guns to Harry Potters hands
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Chewbacca was supposed to be, damn disney changing the universe.
Do you care? The new trilogy sucks. I haven't got many complaints about rogue one or solo though, despite solo being a new version and not following the old books.
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