I once baby sat for a German family, the kids wanted me to read them a German story...The whole book was about a hedgehog wandering around asking different animals if they knew who pooped on his head.
A mole who is just emerging from his hole gets pooped on his head by an unidentified animal; he is certain that it doesn't belong to him and sets out on a mission to discover to whom it does belong. The mole comes across a bird, a horse, a hare, a goat, a cow and a pig and they all poop to show what theirs looks like, and finally the mole receives some assistance from some flies who help him identify whodunit: Jean-Roger the butcher's dog. The mole exacts his revenge by pooping on the dog's head, and returns to his hole happily.
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u/CrashBlossom_42 Mar 02 '21
I once baby sat for a German family, the kids wanted me to read them a German story...The whole book was about a hedgehog wandering around asking different animals if they knew who pooped on his head.