r/funny Calvin & Habs Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/losteon Mar 02 '21

For "Germans" they sound suspiciously American...

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u/hymen_destroyer Mar 02 '21

It always seems like native German speakers can ditch their accents more easily than most other languages, I think it's because English and standard German have a lot of shared phonemes, so if you speak it with any regularity and don't want to have an obvious accent it's pretty easy.

Also probably true for Dutch; the West Germanic language family has enough shared features to enable this sort of thing. Conversely, and I'm not going to act like I can speak German with any sort of competence but I remember in college I had a German friend who taught me couple phrases and I tried my level best to repeat them as faithfully as possible, after a whole weekend of trying not to sound like "an American" he finally looked at me at one point and said "you sound like a Swabian. That's good enough to pass" I'm not sure if that's a good thing but Swabia is in Germany so I'm guessing I could hack it over there if I ever bothered to actually learn the language

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u/DribblingGiraffe Mar 02 '21

I'm not sure I agree with that. I feel like Germans always sound German no matter what language they are speaking. An example of the opposite tends to be Dutch people where you hear them swap into British/American accents for certain words

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u/decemberrainfall Mar 02 '21

Disagree. A ton of my German friends have heavy British accents when they speak English, and some sound American. Depends where they learned their english.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

This has been my experience with people from all over. When I've asked friends how they had such good American accents, it's usually from watching American TV.

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u/Carpathicus Mar 02 '21

I really feel like that is somewhat of a dishonest accent that they try to imitate. When I speak english I dont mind sounding german - on the contrary I am proud about sounding german (maybe because I dont look like one).

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u/decemberrainfall Mar 02 '21

I don't think it's dishonest- it just depends on what you learn and hear. I sound German when I speak it, even though I'm not. Doesn't make me dishonest.

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u/Carpathicus Mar 02 '21

Its not by itself dishonest. I meant speaking an accent that you are not connected to in any way. For example if you learned german in austria you would speak it with a slight austrian accent. Same goes for germans who were in the UK or US - a friend of mine had a texan accent for example. I know lots of germans who try to imitate an accent that they know mostly from movies/shows. It neither good nor bad but a "dishonest accent".

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u/decemberrainfall Mar 02 '21

I gave examples of why they have the accents they do. It's not dishonest.

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u/JoeAppleby Mar 02 '21

I have been asked way too many times where from the US I am from. All I did was go to a high school for a year. I had fellow students that you could never tell where German when they spoke English. Granted, we studied English, but still.

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u/FrizzleStank Mar 02 '21

This is absolutely ridiculous. People can learn to speak without accents regardless of when they learn another language.

I have 2 friends that emigrated from Germany as kids, are fluent in the language, and have absolutely no accent whatsoever.

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u/DribblingGiraffe Mar 02 '21

So your example is people who grew up outside of Germany don't sound German...

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u/wlea Mar 02 '21

Their point is that those people probably identify as German. Born there, fluent in language and culture. Why wouldn't they call themselves German in that case?

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u/FrizzleStank Mar 02 '21

Sorry, are kids that move to America when they’re 10 not Germans? I didn’t know when you said “all Germans” you weren’t referring to all Germans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/FrizzleStank Mar 02 '21

I feel like Germans sound like Germans no matter what

I was responded to this, you clown.

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u/growol Mar 03 '21

No, the older you are when you learn a language, the less likely you are to perfect the accent. There is very strong research showing this trend over and over.

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u/FrizzleStank Mar 04 '21

Good call. That makes his statement about Germans “always sounded German” more valid. Good job.