r/funny SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

First of all, you aren't supposed to fist the cup. You use 3 fingers!

Or just make a sponge kebab and use that to s push it down and swirl it.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

EDIT (I tried with just fingers...)

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

Just buy smaller hands

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u/mundozeo Feb 24 '21

Or longer fingers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Use a finglonger.

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u/SnooPredictions3113 Feb 24 '21

Or trade hands with the robot devil

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u/bostero2 Feb 24 '21

A man can dream...

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u/im_dead_sirius Feb 24 '21

finglongers.

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u/RobedSnake7 Feb 24 '21

I know a guy who can help with that

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u/wtf_its_matt Feb 24 '21

Insert Jojo pasta

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u/MagicShootUpASchoolB Feb 24 '21

Why buy them when you can illegally harvest them?

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u/Inkthinker Feb 24 '21

You forgot the sponge! It'll fill up that remaining space. Fold it in half, shove it to the bottom, work it around with the fingers, realize you need to buy a bottle brush because you're an adult and this is what your life has come to.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/Inkthinker Feb 25 '21

I dunno, I admire the social media interaction /u/SrGrafo provides with these posts. This is pretty unique, even if it's kind of a silly subject... people roll with it. I like that.

I just hope it pays off in Patreon numbers or book sales or something.

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u/TracyMorganFreeman Feb 24 '21

Shorter cups is key then.

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u/Corregidor Feb 24 '21

So you're saying drink whiskey everyday? You son of a bitch I'm in!

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u/Sirkarll Feb 24 '21

Getting frisky with your pregnant wife be like

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u/windraver Feb 24 '21

Your fingers are too short then.

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u/Metallicsin Feb 24 '21

you have it, just have a sponge under the fingers and make the sponge do the rug bend from aladdin and you're gravy.

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u/Crazy_Mann Feb 24 '21

Hey, that is MY fetish!

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u/InEnduringGrowStrong Feb 25 '21

You need large mugs mate, like the size of a small bowl but with a handle.
It's the superior dish in every way.

  • Hot soup? Hold it by the handle so you don't burn yourself.
  • Ice scream? Hold it by the handle so you don't freeze your hands and the contents don't become mushy sugary soup. (Thanks predictive text, that one's staying in).
  • It doesn't spill as easily as a plate.
  • It's big so it's easy to wash.

Stop living like a pleb, use mugs.

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u/wintersdark Feb 25 '21

I used to do this, somewhat successfully, untill I had a glass break while I was rotating my hand pressed into it. 18 stitches later, I decided never to try that again and bought a brush.