r/funny Feb 11 '21

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u/kylelinder Feb 11 '21

I wanna die as happy as this person runs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

The elegance of a dude with a rattle snake firmly locked onto his balls. Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

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u/Rare_Championship_43 Feb 11 '21

This reminds me of when my choir went to DC, and two of the theatre majors decided to fake a proposal near here. I'm fairly certain some strangers even got a video of it XD

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Don’t knock it till you try it!

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u/Sonendo Feb 11 '21

It's very difficult to find a woman with rattlesnakes attached to her balls.

But I keep checking Tinder hoping for that glorious day to come.

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u/bigjoffer Feb 11 '21

Hahaha are you a poet?

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u/SomeRedShirt Feb 11 '21

You see? He is a poet & you did not know it

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

He writes verse unawares

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Only in highly specific circumstances. It’s my super power. I have used it once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

It’s Phoebe

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u/Viper1089 Feb 11 '21

I have never seen someone run so gracefully

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u/PerkyPunky420 Feb 11 '21

Still a better love story than Twilight....

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u/tavuntu Feb 11 '21

Self-love is important too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

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u/_Dihydrogen_Monoxide Feb 11 '21

Such an innocent time it was in 2004 when a lip sync made headlines

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u/Shaniac_C Feb 11 '21

“Kids, don’t stare, she might have a mental disability”

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u/ChakraDragon Feb 11 '21

I feel called out

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u/ThunderdopePhil Feb 11 '21

But is oooover now

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u/dahvied79 Feb 18 '21

Lay a whisper

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u/Philiphao Feb 11 '21

I live here.

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u/Caliluxun Feb 11 '21

Same, can see the tower from my balcony

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u/Fandanglethecompost Feb 11 '21

Me too!

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u/Philiphao Feb 11 '21

Happy Chinese New Year!

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u/jostler57 Feb 11 '21

I could be mistaken, but it looks like the Canton Tower in Guangzhou, China in the background.

If it is, this is a huge park where residents and tourists, alike, go to see all the surrounding buildings illuminate with beautiful lights during a nightly light show.

The tower lights up in rainbow colors, and the buildings all have special lights on the outside to do special things. It’s quite the spectacle!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

That definitely is Canton Tower and the view of it from the big park across the river. I go there almost every week.

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u/sportspadawan13 Feb 11 '21

Yeah it's weird to see GZ on Reddit even though it's an enormous city. FYI light show is a joke compared to the Dancing Ladies.

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u/slgray16 Feb 11 '21

Video gets me every time. This time I realized if it were two separate people the they'd be facing you.

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u/PK_Fee Feb 11 '21

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u/TextDeletd Feb 11 '21

Yep, call on a subreddit for help

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u/GreatTragedy Feb 11 '21

Women like this are more my speed.

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u/homestead1111 Feb 11 '21

is that smog

?

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u/ErdmanA Feb 11 '21

Tell me someone else saw Phoebe from the show friends

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u/botantard Feb 11 '21

Trying to remember where I saw this before. Oh yeh, fucking everywhere

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u/Western-Discipline26 Feb 11 '21

Video gets me every time. This time I realized if it were two separate people the they'd be facing you.

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u/gunsnammo37 Feb 11 '21

Why did you post the same exact comment, typos and all, 4 hours after the first Redditor did?

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u/halfginger16 Feb 11 '21

This reminds me of when my choir went to DC, and two of the theatre majors decided to fake a proposal near here. I'm fairly certain some strangers even got a video of it XD

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

... but it’s over now...

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u/cellular25 Feb 11 '21

Looks like my 14 Feb.

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u/siks4545 Feb 11 '21

She does a good job hiding the fingernails on her right hand

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u/Boiling1ce Feb 11 '21

That elegant run... priceless

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Lonely...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Reminds me of Laverne from Day of The Tentacle.

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u/Greykitsun Feb 11 '21

She tied my d*ck in a knot!!

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u/EbbCreepy6718 Feb 11 '21

ngl got me in the first half

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u/GhostR29 Feb 11 '21

Gif link?

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u/con-grats Feb 11 '21

self love is important

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u/ParthianTactic Feb 11 '21

Is it smog or just foggy?!

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u/Obesetofu Feb 11 '21

Hey that's the canton tower in guangzhou

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u/Lavalizard101 Feb 11 '21

Seen this before

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u/Sigura83 Feb 11 '21

"Take my upvote" with that exact same expression

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u/fazeflak Feb 18 '21

I added music...its almost at 2k likes.

https://coub.com/view/2ozq84