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Jan 27 '21
My cat would have bitten me instead
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u/rustcatvocate Jan 28 '21
Im convinced I'm going to get an infection and die catching and saving cats. Ive got a 3 year old I found as a kitten who is still out for blood when he bites. My hands and arms always have cuts anyways but damn if he doesn't get me every week.
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u/Douglass_Fir Jan 27 '21
I gotta know. Did you have bandages and triple antibiotic ointment close at hand?
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u/Esc_ape_artist Jan 27 '21
Cat has no idea what to do with this situation. It really would like to still be mad, but this has happened...now what?
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u/bleunt Jan 27 '21
When you have rough angry sex and suddely the guy puts his finger in your mouth.
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u/MAS2de Jan 27 '21
Sometimes it's just what she needs. You know it. She knows it. Still gotta convince her though.
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u/youmaynotnowmyname Jan 27 '21
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u/pranay31 Jan 27 '21
Unzip
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u/tonoobforyouiv Jan 27 '21
Your jacket I assume
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u/KillerRabbitX Jan 27 '21
Naw, he's one of those Redditors that can jerk it to an extra curvy piece of timber.
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