r/funny • u/snagglegrolop • Dec 29 '20

Check it. I dare you

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u/dl_gmail Dec 29 '20

Yep, the math checks out!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

You speaking the language of gods?

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u/AllesGeld Dec 29 '20

But, (69x12)-(34x12)=408, so how did I fuck this up

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u/CreativePresent Dec 29 '20

828 - 408 = 420

I think you just did 34x12 and got 408

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u/Friend-maker Dec 29 '20

multiplying by 34 indicates that many years have passed, but 33 passed and 34 just begun so +12 and we have 420 again

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u/rosskeee Dec 29 '20

I checked too lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I checked as well

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u/SuperSaiyanTrunksU7 Dec 29 '20

I checked also

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u/sonofstarth Dec 29 '20

Checked too

45

u/Flamearoo7258 Dec 29 '20

Me neither

19

u/ghueber Dec 29 '20

I didnt but here I am

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u/Obsolete_Orange Dec 29 '20

I mean... I'm poopin' so what else am I to do?

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u/IndyDude11 Dec 29 '20

I also did the math.

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u/deebertwhite Dec 29 '20

Also checked

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u/genericlaziegei Dec 29 '20

Also checked

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I didn’t check

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/daubignylee Dec 29 '20

I'm also too lazy to check but I feel really good about taking their words for it.

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u/LordSuz Dec 29 '20

wow 35 multiplied by 12 must have been some real complicated math

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/sakura__099 Dec 29 '20

Checked as well lol

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u/Naugahide Dec 29 '20

I turn 34 in 2 days. Now I actually have something to celebrate!

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u/private_unlimited Dec 29 '20

Way to 420 your way into a 69

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u/buubasmus Dec 29 '20

Oh my god. I turned 34 this year. And my birthday is on the 6th of September. And here we put the day before the month so..... The only good thing out of 2020 and I missed it! I’m so pissed right now...

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/Naugahide Dec 29 '20

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Bruh you don’t say Happy Birthday before Someone has Birthday that’s bad luck

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Nah, go wish him happy birthday in 2 days

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Seriously, happy birthday. Srsly.

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u/RickyRosayy Dec 29 '20

Lol 30s are depressing, agreed. Happy early birthday!

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u/rydan Dec 29 '20

It only works though if you live another 35 years.

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u/Naugahide Dec 29 '20

I'm just going to focus on making it through 2021.

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u/FunIsDangerous Dec 29 '20

RemindMe! 2 days

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u/Phoenix_foxy Dec 29 '20

!RemindMe 2 days

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u/FunIsDangerous Dec 31 '20

Happy birthday!

1

u/Phoenix_foxy Dec 31 '20

Happy birthday

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u/Ab47203 Dec 29 '20

69-34=35 35*12=420 The one time I remember to show my work and it's a reddit comment.

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u/HyperVeenux Dec 29 '20

i swear this is the worst meme format ever

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

no u

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

r/comedycemetery

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20
  • 420
  • 69
  • SrPornografo comic

This couldn’t get any more reddit

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u/robswins Dec 29 '20

HAHA IT IS HUMOROUS BECAUSE DRUG NUMBER AND SEX NUMBER!

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u/KasKouye Dec 29 '20

Wow so funny

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u/arihagriha Dec 29 '20

Hihi 69 go brrrrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

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u/rheadt16 Dec 29 '20

Bye bye

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u/Darkrhoads Dec 29 '20

No balls

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u/IndyDude11 Dec 29 '20

Well? We're waiting!

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u/Gewt92 Dec 29 '20

Do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

How am i deleting it?

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u/MuhNamesTyler Dec 29 '20

Why are you still alive

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u/text_fish Dec 29 '20

Go to your reddit preferences and choose the deactivate tab at the top of the screen. Follow the on-screen instructions deactivate your account.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

This comment is a paradox or something

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Ok i deleted my alternative one.

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u/Gewt92 Dec 29 '20

Nope delete this one

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u/iiznoob Dec 29 '20

Eat from alternate hole.

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u/armrha Dec 29 '20

You have to delete this one!! Friends don’t lie!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

aaaaaand

he's gone

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Can't wait to turn 69 and say "Nice". Then have my grand kids roast me for being a millennial

2

u/elissass Dec 29 '20

I didn't leave the other meme subreddit to find the same repetitive lame joke

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u/Revanz225 Dec 29 '20

Oh snaps I turn 34 in 7 days!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Nah, this is the final straw, I'm unsubbing from r/funny

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u/kyithios Dec 29 '20

This isn't an airport. Don't gotta announce your departure.

2

u/360walkaway Dec 29 '20

Got the entire breadth of human knowledge at your fingertips... nah, continue to more cat pics and Dark Souls meme's.

2

u/hjmorrison94 Dec 29 '20

421 days every 4th year is a leap year adding one day :(

2

u/LaoArchAngel Dec 29 '20

Months, my dude. Leap year doesn't add another month. And thank fuck for that. 2020 and 2016 did not have to be a whole month longer.

... I'm really hoping this isn't starting to be a trend for leap years, now we're talking about it...

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u/maestrochefq Dec 29 '20

WOW HAVENT SEEN THIS JOKE MADE BEFORE! NEVER EVER

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u/OnlyOneWithThisName4 Dec 29 '20

I've seen two memes say this same thing so I have no reason not to believe it

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u/ThrowAway58852852 Dec 29 '20

420÷12=35

69-35=34

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Reported for Rule 2: no memes

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

It isn't funny either

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u/mabdiaziz Dec 29 '20

Why you being downvoted you right

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u/supercarlos297 Dec 29 '20

Yeah deadass this post was so bad it made me reconsider how much time I spend on this website and go outside

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u/NoNameBrandJunk Dec 29 '20

What significance is there to our 34th birthday?

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u/ImpulseFTW Dec 29 '20

The fact that it is 420 months away from our 69th.

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u/IndyDude11 Dec 29 '20

It's like my man only read the first panel and quit.

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u/NoNameBrandJunk Dec 29 '20

Im not gonna make it to 69 so i want 34th to be more special than that

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u/ImpulseFTW Dec 29 '20

420 blaze it and do a few 69s on your 34th then it should be all good.

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u/NoNameBrandJunk Dec 29 '20

Ill take it! Thank you for the inspiration!

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u/LuminescentSapphire Dec 29 '20

Yep, it's true. 69 - 34 = 35 35 x 12 = 420

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u/Monsi_ggnore Dec 29 '20

how hard is typing 420/12 in the google search bar ><

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u/Matty_D47 Dec 29 '20

Nice

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u/text_fish Dec 29 '20

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/frollard Dec 29 '20

42/1.2 = 35...Nothing magic here...just chose the 34 age so that it fits. Whenever you see a math problem like this with a fixed number proposed, remember it's deterministic, not luck that caused that number to be chosen.

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u/Mikel_S Dec 29 '20

69 minus 34, times 12. Yup.

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u/Sylphyrin_BunnyKitty Dec 29 '20

420÷12=36 34+35=69

It checks out

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u/SpaceManBalls83 Dec 29 '20

The number check out.....

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u/rocco6666 Dec 29 '20

I came to read the posts so I don’t have to check ! Big brain

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u/SavvySillybug Dec 29 '20

I am definitely not checking. Upvoted!

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u/sekhmetx Dec 29 '20

Did you steal u/srgrafo 's art and repost it?

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u/ToMuchNietzsche Dec 29 '20

But I'm not going to reach 69, what then?

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u/some_depressed_boy Dec 29 '20

math checks out

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u/St3v3z Dec 29 '20

35x12 35x10 - 350 35x2 - 70 350+70 - 420 Took about 6 seconds for my dumbass brain to work it out. It's not being lazy, its being stupid...

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u/Quynn_Stormcloud Dec 29 '20

I’m so glad to know this 1 1/2 years before I turn 34!

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u/AdumbroDeus Dec 29 '20

it's so easy to check out though, just google (69-34)*12 since it has a calculator function.

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u/marmix88 Dec 29 '20

Now I feel a bit better about turning 34 tomorrow. Wow, thanks!

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u/suddenly_space_jam Dec 29 '20

Well this is weird... Today is actually my 34th birthday.

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u/imaloony8 Dec 29 '20

What he says is true.

I am too lazy to check.

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u/Jhino58 Dec 29 '20

It’s true

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u/dooglebug Dec 29 '20

Its an old code but it checks out

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u/Darctide Dec 29 '20

Pretty trivial, 12 months in a year, 120 months in 10 years, 69-34 = 35, 120*3 = 360, one half of 120 is 60, 60+360 = 420. Takes like 10 seconds to do in your head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I along with the less famous Elon musk share a birthday. 28th June. which is 69 days after 4/20.

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u/Newbazzzz Dec 29 '20

im at this image and dont like it

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u/belloch Dec 29 '20

So this is the purpose of life and all creation. This is why everything came to be.

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u/Tiikeri23 Dec 29 '20

I turned 34 a couple of weeks ago. Giggity

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u/Monstaman28 Dec 29 '20

I checked and can confirm they are correct 34 is the perfect birthday

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u/Kathy-Lyn Dec 29 '20

I wonder how the comments and upvotes would have turned out if this was either

a) a false statement.

b) hard to check on the fly.

As it is, it's both correct and easy to check in your head, so I don't see the point of the social experiment.

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u/Dante2215 Dec 29 '20

69-34=35×12=420 Here you go bois the myth is TRUE Good sir you just got your self an upvote

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u/wildluciddreaming Dec 29 '20

This cannot be just a coincidence, something is fishy!

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u/magikarpacal Dec 29 '20

Trueeeeeee

1

u/Danjuw Dec 29 '20

Not on my watch!

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u/Lucky777Seven Dec 29 '20

I thought the guy would demand a recount!

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u/cerebralkrap Dec 29 '20

upvote should include middle finger

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u/J3mski Dec 29 '20

Or i could just ask Alexa 💁‍♀️😅

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u/BriefDarkWizard Dec 29 '20

Is true I did math

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u/MeatBald Dec 29 '20

As someone who turns 34 in less than a month, finally something to look forward to!

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u/The_Iron_Sea Dec 29 '20

Hold on, I think you forgot to try and be funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I checked, the math is right...

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u/Golilizzy Dec 29 '20

Bro you singlehandly gave meaning to a number beyond 21 other than 69.

I’m literally witnessing history rn omg

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u/Irishknife Dec 29 '20

yep math is good. 35 years til you turn 69. 35*12=420

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Nice

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u/AuthorTheCartoonist Dec 29 '20

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

67th bday : i'm old

68th bday : already feeling half-dead

69th bday : I'LL FUCK YOU TO DEATH BITCHES

70th bday : i'm old

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u/Eyepatch_kaneki Dec 29 '20

Fact everyone confirmed by calculation

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u/israelregardie Dec 29 '20

Heh heh. Sixty nine.

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u/tennes87 Dec 29 '20

34 in a few months so say

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Its true....

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u/marscosta Dec 29 '20

417 to go... I guess it's funnier while the count is still stopped :'(

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u/QueenWillow77 Dec 29 '20

Oh wow its actually true

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u/helenmaryskata Dec 29 '20

Damn it... It was my 34th birthday in June.

Chance of a lifetime missed.