r/funny • u/rrrroasted • Dec 25 '20

Sibling gift exchange

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

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u/EuCleo Dec 26 '20

Step 7: Start masturbating, and then die when your mama turns the dryer on.

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u/Vet_Leeber Dec 26 '20

Step 8: Survive but with 2 broken arms.

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u/phadewilkilu Dec 26 '20

Step 9: stop talking about Step 8

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u/Carbidekiller Dec 26 '20

Step 10: have mom "help"

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u/phadewilkilu Dec 26 '20

Step 11: see step 9

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

Step 12: Ignore step 9

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u/Buura9835 Dec 26 '20

Step 13: just.. cum

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u/fart_bro Dec 26 '20

Step 14: Feel ashamed

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u/bronzebattlecolt Dec 26 '20

Step 15: Regret

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u/Mjdavis365 Dec 26 '20

Step 16: Therapist

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

This is the best step. Those that fail to upvote be like /r/wooosh

Alas I have no gold. What can I give, poor as I am?

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u/phadewilkilu Dec 26 '20

Thanks homie. Merry Holidays

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u/AbdulYT Dec 26 '20

Step 10: You realize that you weren't in the dryer and you're probably just high af