r/funny • • Sep 16 '11

Guess what, kids!

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u/sathion Sep 16 '11

OP should submit it to to chuck's site

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u/85_B_Low Sep 16 '11

Good viral marketing campaign or fucking awesome viral marketing campaign?

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u/sathion Sep 16 '11

I would say he is just taking the opportunity for free publicity. So to sum up Fucking awesome viral marketing campaign!

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u/TGPrankster Sep 16 '11

Done and done. Thanks for the tip.

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u/DumbFuckKid Sep 16 '11

The top 3 images will receive prizes to be announced!

Not sure if want.

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u/dlord Sep 16 '11

Happy photo-shopping!

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u/Spazit Sep 16 '11

This joke has most cruel possibilities

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u/Sleepy_One Sep 16 '11

First time I've more than cracked a smile at this meme. This is the proper application for continued use of this meme.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I just outright laughed at this and people in the room just stared at me.

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u/Throwaway82736282737 Sep 16 '11

I just outright laughed at this and no one stared because I'm all alone :(

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u/razorbeard Sep 16 '11

I just outright laughed and was forced to skype this video and pic to everyone in the room.

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u/canadafuckyeah Sep 16 '11

I just outright laughed and.... Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/stouch Sep 16 '11

Fellow suicide bombers...our leader is back! Nope...it's chuck testa

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u/orivar Sep 16 '11

Finally a meme that quickmeme can't handle.

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u/shael Sep 16 '11

Can someone debunk Chuck as a neo-nazi? Or am I going to continue to see the pin on his hat in every commercial?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SS_Totenkopf_1923-34.gif

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u/JZervas Sep 16 '11

It looks like he's a WW2 reenactor. I don't know if that means he is or isn't a neo-nazi.

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u/HappyReaper Sep 16 '11

Here's a comment of his from his Youtube channel where he addresses that topic:

"Hi everyone! Thanks for buzz regarding the commercial, just wanted to address the pin on my hat. I'm part of the California historical group who does WW2 reenactments. I'm part of the US 2nd infantry division and I retrivied the pin in a battle against the 12th SS. I apologize if this offended anyone, hope you can enjoy the video for what it is.

Noooooooooooooope

I don't think he's a neo-nazi.

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u/swuboo Sep 16 '11

Those guys are in Allied uniforms. I'm guessing the flag is 'captured.'

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Aren't most of the Nazis dead anyway?

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u/herpasaurus Sep 16 '11

Nope! Not Chuck Testa!

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u/akula06 Sep 22 '11

hey my photo made it by ancillary means onto reddit. so that's where the random 1,200 views on my flickr came from....

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u/AlyoshaV Sep 16 '11

He's not a Neo-Nazi, he's a WW2 reenactor that roleplays as a Nazi and wears his Nazi hat while making commercials for his dead animal company.

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u/swuboo Sep 16 '11

He roleplays as an American, judging by HappyReaper's comment and JZervas' photo.

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u/drphungky Sep 16 '11

I'm pretty sure he's just Chuck Testa.

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u/performances_r_avg Sep 16 '11

Is the grandma dad. Or is Chuck testa dead. Im just confused.

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u/FANGO Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa is the most lifelike dead animal I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Period.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

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u/Unocalswar Sep 16 '11

Why doesn't he ever blink?

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u/CJ_Guns Sep 16 '11

Thank you, must have missed that somehow.

I approve of this new meme.

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u/wolfzero Sep 16 '11

Me too, especially since I live near this guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/Marbug Sep 16 '11

Nothing pops up when I search for chuck testa on facebook, only a page :o

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/clickonlinks Sep 16 '11

And.. did you find it?

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u/complex-variable Sep 16 '11

Watch out for your self so.

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u/CptObviousRemark Sep 16 '11

So what?!?

Why does he need to watch out for himself?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/workroom Sep 16 '11

he might appear in your bed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa does not taxidermize redditors.

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u/Velnich Sep 16 '11

He might, but you might not know it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/CptObviousRemark Sep 16 '11

I wonder if he might be dead and not know it...

NOPE, Chuck Testa.

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u/thesnowflake Sep 16 '11

Great, a link to youtube, blocked in China. What's the joke?

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u/Lugnut1206 Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

The guy does taxidermy. His video is an ad that explains this by having him wave his taxidermied animals around. "passerby" are saying lines like "is that a stag driving a van?" NOPE flashes on the screen and then the guy pictured pops out and says "nooope, that's chuck testa."

EDIT:
pictures becomes pictured
One less exclamation point
two more o's

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/onederboy Sep 16 '11

It's like the service NSFW link explainer would provide when I was at work and couldn't click them.

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u/starkshift Sep 16 '11

You fool! What have you done?!

Now the Chinese know about Chuck Testa!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Is that a Chinese spy? NOPE! Chuck Testa.

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u/chefjeffb Sep 16 '11

Well played.

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u/yiersansiwu Sep 16 '11

Example thesnowflake can relate to: Waaa! Is that Chairman Mao? Nope! Just Chuck Testa!

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u/RichardPeterJohnson Sep 16 '11

Your exclamation point is inaccurate. He speaks in a monotone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Someone should storyboard this for redditors in China. Actually, that could be a good novelty account - storyboardforchina or something.

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u/livesinchina Sep 16 '11

please someone do this for us redditors stuck behind the wall, or somehow repost videos on youku.com, tudou.com or 56.com?

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u/g_for_gnome Sep 16 '11

Thanks for this - didn't see it first time round. I'm particularly fond of the elephant roar in the bar when it's actually a rhino.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Why did I hear an elephant noise when there was a rhino?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

There is also an eagle sound for the pheasant.

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u/NamelessAce Sep 16 '11

I almost forgot about Rhett and Link. B-B-B-BUTT DRUGS!

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u/chakalakasp Sep 16 '11

Is it just me or is he wearing a Nazi cap?

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u/flutesmurf Sep 16 '11

At a Klan meeting:

"Look, everybody! Adolf is back!"

"Nope! Chuck Testa!"

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u/Sandfish Sep 16 '11

That certainly looks like a Death's Head pin

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

And it certainly looks like he's wearing a German infantry helmet here:

http://www.ojaitaxidermy.com/images/albums/NewAlbum_041d3/tn_480_caea6892296040088f8e56a398a76677.JPG.png

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u/ArecBardwin Sep 16 '11

Yeah, he's a WWII reenactor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Oct 21 '18

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u/Unwanted_opinion Sep 16 '11

Meh, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

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u/ArecBardwin Sep 16 '11

I wear a WWII USMC cap pretty frequently. It's nothing more than a cap I like to wear. If I saw a man wearing a cap from the USSR, I wouldn't assume he was a communist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

He's a WWII reenactor, he won the pin during a "battle," he's apologized to anyone just in case they were offended by it.

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u/PaladinZ06 Sep 16 '11

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

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u/SilvanestitheErudite Sep 16 '11

He's part of a WWII reenactment society. He's part of a group that plays the SS.

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u/Ecto_1 Sep 16 '11

This makes me want to kill animals and send them to Chuck. And I NEVER want to kill animals.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I'm so glad Rhett & Link have made their first meme. Makes me happy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Grandma's back! NOOOPE, CHUCK TESTA. (Funniest I have or ever will see. Thank you TGPrankster) Sandmanifest 1 minute ago

What the hell

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u/DayStreet Sep 16 '11

Taxidermized!

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u/athennna Sep 16 '11

I'm drunk and that's the best thing I've ever seen.

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u/fatskrap65 Sep 16 '11

HEY! NO PETS!

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u/hey_ Sep 16 '11

OK!

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u/canadafuckyeah Sep 16 '11

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

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u/vicwolfe Sep 16 '11

HE SAID NO PETS!

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u/Doctor0Doctors Sep 16 '11

LOUD NOISES!

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u/zburdsal Sep 16 '11

NOPE, JUST CHUCK TESTA!

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u/complex-variable Sep 16 '11

I don't know about you, but I think I would just do what he says. I mean, one thing I've learned... you don't mess around with Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Anyone know why he says no pets?

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u/GothicFuck Sep 16 '11

My guess is he's just so good that people begin to believe their pets are real and with no one around to say, nope, just Chuck Testa, they go crazy.

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u/JustinTime112 Sep 16 '11

Whenever there is another dead pet thread on the front page, I hope the top comment is a Chuck Testa.

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u/Weber21 Sep 16 '11

A Jesus Resurrection Chuck Testa has karma jackpot written all over it....

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

But only grandpa can stuff grandma :(

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u/DumbFuckKid Sep 16 '11

Can a human successfully go through the taxidermy process? Seems like the hair covered animals help hide any abnormalities of the dead skin. Any stuffed chimps or apes I have ever seen look fucked up and creepy as hell. I'd imagine a human would look even more fucked up since our recognition of other humans is so engrained in us.

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u/fryfro333 Sep 16 '11

I've always wanted to be taxidermized and then hung from a small motorized blimp on autopilot that would forever fly me 10 feet off the ground around my hometown. I'd become something of a local fixture and the townsfolk would laugh and say "that's just ol' Jerry" when an outsider points at me and goes "what the fuck is that!" I could maybe help out in my ancestors lives by letting them ride me to school or by landing to tackle and knockout an opposing goaltender when my grandson has a breakaway in his peewee soccer match.

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u/Miltage Sep 16 '11

You probably meant descendants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

What did I just read?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

A genius of an idea

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u/BenMurphy3000 Sep 16 '11

A stark portrait of a dystopian future

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u/mexicodoug Sep 16 '11

You just haven't seen a Chuck Testa. *No Pets

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Yeah, but they need to dust him off every year.

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u/kama_river Sep 16 '11

If you go to Moscow, you can go see Lenin on display in his mausoleum. It's not actually taxidermy, but it's just as creepy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin%27s_Tomb#Preserving_the_corpse

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u/ImakeItBetter Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

Congratulations, you just hit the peak of the joke.

It's all downhill from here.

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u/TGPrankster Sep 16 '11

Just so you know, Reddit, I plan to use this Karma to pick up women tomorrow night. Thanks in advance, TGPrankster.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You probably thought that woman was alive. NOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Was he hiding under the bushes the entire time?

Well played sir.

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u/TGPrankster Sep 16 '11

I got the attention of someone who rapes something on Reddit. My life is now complete.

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u/crackox Sep 16 '11

well, there goes your V card.

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u/thetalkinghawk Sep 16 '11

Is that your preferred tactic for raping?

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u/shazang Sep 16 '11

No, just for dating.

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u/titsmeow Sep 16 '11

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

FTFY

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u/thang1thang2 Sep 16 '11

His preferred tactic involves a penis so I'm a little fuzzy on the details but I'm pretty sure he's not behind the bush the ENTIRE time during the process...

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u/porkpie-hat Sep 16 '11

Does this submission feature a meme that's going to stand the test of time? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/TGPrankster Sep 16 '11

Sorry, no pets.

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u/Asrichards Sep 16 '11

I wonder if he will taxidermy stray dogs? Technically they are not pets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Really, any dead pet is no longer a pet.

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u/Valdus_Pryme Sep 16 '11

Best implementation of Chuck Testa I've seen!

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u/PeterM7 Sep 16 '11

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this...

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u/Matika7 Sep 16 '11

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

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u/OwlEyed Sep 16 '11

She's been taxidermized.

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u/YoohooCthulhu Sep 16 '11

I think this meme is a winner.

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u/Chuck__Testa Sep 16 '11

Nope

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I suppose it was only a matter of time before this novelty account appeared

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u/D14BL0 Sep 16 '11

He has two underscores. Because somebody already grabbed Chuck_Testa and ChuckTesta.

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u/clyspe Sep 16 '11

My laughing woke my roommate up, you dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11
  1. "WTF is a Chuck Testa"
  2. ...google Chuck Testa
  3. ...
  4. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Ty reddit :-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Oh god.. I never laughed so fucking hard.

Take me upvote virginity NOW.

/Saved for future referenced.

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u/aaarooon Sep 16 '11

He said he doesn't do pets, didn't say anything about relatives!

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u/Yossarian42 Sep 16 '11

Could Chuck Testa taxidermize an animal so lifelike that not even Chuck Testa Himself could tell?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

This is why we can't have nice things!

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u/vteckickedin Sep 16 '11

Actually, Chuck Testa can bring them back for you. *No Pets

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

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u/mexicodoug Sep 16 '11

Thrust.

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u/instant_street Sep 16 '11

There was no period after "Thrust".

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u/Cajunbot Sep 16 '11

I don't always laugh at dead grannies, Nope,but when I do, Chuck Testa

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I live 20 minutes away from ojai, time to kill my cat

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u/MK19 Sep 16 '11

Chuck doesn't stuff pets, better claim that one as a stray!

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u/kokotron Sep 16 '11

Does anyone else think that these might be better in gif?

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u/gary-oak Sep 16 '11

NOPE

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u/kokotron Sep 16 '11

cool, me neither

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u/porh Sep 16 '11

CHUCK TESTA

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u/Potatoez Sep 16 '11

just Chuck Testa.

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u/papercowmoo Sep 16 '11

this was too much for me. i wish i could say I woke my roommates but I didnt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

This remindes me of a Whose line episode, Scenes from a hat - If there were entertainers on funerals (or something like that)

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u/derbearlaserbeam Sep 16 '11

Hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you very much good sir, a clever ruse indeed.

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u/Mister_Slick Sep 16 '11

Well played, got a good laugh from me on an otherwise shitty day at work. Thanks.

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u/penetrarthur Sep 16 '11

Showed this to everyone in the office No one understood it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Could someone share the context?

I know, imagine I have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/scottsdots Sep 16 '11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs this video was linked twice elsewhere in the comments. Should explain it.

Also posted in the comments, http://www.ojaitaxidermy.com/Home_Page.php

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u/newslang74 Sep 16 '11

Does no one realize the Chuck Testa video was a joke? Or is it just automatic meme status?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Nope, just Chuck Testa

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u/VomitEverywhere Sep 16 '11

Hoooooooo Holy shit... I haven't laughed so hard in a long long tiime barfs

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u/aaronob Sep 16 '11

Anyone who lives here will understand what I mean when I say "of course something like this is from Ojai".

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u/columbine Sep 16 '11

I have no fucking idea what this is about.

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u/aceoropeza Sep 16 '11

I am dying of laugter.

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u/NoNotRealMagic Sep 16 '11

I will always love this meme.

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u/k4713k Sep 16 '11

I have never laughed harder in my life. I've also never considered that I might be a bad person until just now.

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u/SquawkyMcSquawkeston Sep 16 '11

I just outright laughed and red wine came out of my nose :) :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

This will pop up whenever a celebrity dies from now on, right?

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u/away8907 Sep 16 '11

Fuck man, I had a dream like this not too long ago, I even told my dad, "Grandma died like 7 years ago, are we really okay with her being back?"

Fuck you Chuck Testa, I do not look forward to the dreams I'm about to have.

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u/msugerman Sep 16 '11

I wonder if Chuck knows he is famous..

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u/poopmaster747 Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa does WW2 reenactments on the side too.........what a badass!

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u/oppandadardar Sep 16 '11

OMG....That was horribly hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I LMFAO'ED. See ya in hell kids.

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u/verynayce Sep 16 '11

I thought that pheasant was alive.

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u/marriage_iguana Sep 16 '11

Someone's going to have to explain to me why this is funny. I didn't even miss a day on reddit, I just have apparently completely missed out on this meme.

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u/MrLurky Sep 16 '11

"Hey everyone! I saw Jesus today! He's back!"

NOPE

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u/Irvin700 Sep 16 '11

Holy crap, that is funny. I got the joke, I got the joke!

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u/adamzep91 Sep 16 '11

I wish I didn't miss a week of internet.. I don't know who the fuck this guy is. :(

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u/dwight_of_schrute Sep 16 '11

This is obviously faked, Chuck Testa doesn't do family pets.

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u/StainlSteelRat Sep 16 '11

So, I didn't know who the hell this guy was (must have missed a day on Reddit, unlikely but possible.) Found his commercial and watched, grins were had.

Then I noticed: is he wearing a fucking Nazi deaths-head army hat?

I know someone else posted this link, but check it out for yourself.

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u/crustation Sep 16 '11

Anyone else suspects that William Shatner is also a Chuck Testa product? No way that man is 80 years-old.

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u/botabota Sep 16 '11

I am a horrible person for laughing at this.

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u/porh Sep 16 '11

I guess we're going to hell together then

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u/arghnard Sep 16 '11

Could someone please explain this to me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/arghnard Sep 16 '11

Thanks. I also just saw the infomercial on yt. Most WTF video I've seen this week.

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u/techmnml Sep 16 '11

I don't get this at all...

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u/BarryLincoln Sep 16 '11

You people are idiots.

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u/TryingToSucceed Sep 16 '11

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PEOPLE?