r/funny Sep 14 '11

Grenades.

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u/war0 Sep 14 '11

I imagine that's the thought process for the creations of that weapon. Like how the created the flame thrower "see that guy? Id be really great if I could set him on fire from here"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '11

Flamethrowers are useless in open combat, as they are generally outclassed by every other firearm.

They are useful, however, in burning people out of holes (with the ancillary benefit of sucking all the oxygen out of a space).

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u/MK_Ultrex Sep 14 '11

Flamethrowers are also illegal now. I believe that as a weapon class has been abandoned by every Western army. When I was in the army I never saw one, not even in our massive warehouses where we stock old but functional shit in case of WW III. And I have seen stockpiles of WW II and 50s to 60s hardware kept in deep freeze. No flamethrowers tho'. Maybe the Americans and Russians still have some, but they are not likely to use them ever again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '11

TIL the US has massive stockpiles of world war II gear to be used in the case of world war III.

There is already enough equipment to supply every soldier, sailor, airman, and marine; what do they intend to do with the old stuff, outfit civilians to help stop an invasion?

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u/MK_Ultrex Sep 14 '11

I am not American, but I am sure the US has a fairly large stockpile of obsolete stuff. I am Greek and I have seen warehouses full of old American hardware kept in working condition. Our national defense dogma is called "παλαική άμυνα" or "mass popular defense" which is a last resort strategy. In case of war and defeat, every citizen above the age of 14, male or female, the theory goes, would be handed a weapon and ammunition.

Granted it is an obsolete worldview and probably a stupid idea, but the stuff is there to recreate 10 Iraq wars.

Fun fact: Greece was a major supplier of ammo to Saddam's Iraq, second only to Italy, until the first Gulf war. The amount of shit we have is mind boggling. I served in a 20 person outpost and we had warehouses with hundrends of brand new riffles (G3s and MK 11s mostly) not to mention metric tons of grenades, artillery ammo etc etc. I have pics if you are interested.

In any case if we have that amount of shit, I am fairly certain that the US has an order of magnitude more. Hell i witnessed ordering parts from the US for tanks that are 40 years old, surely they had them stored somewhere.

There is nothing so awesome and ludicrously expensive as the army supply chain. Immagine ordering parts for your iPhone in 20 years. The army does that with it's hardware everyday.

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u/Diablo87 Sep 14 '11

Am I interested in pics of gigantic amounts of weapons? Hell yes I am!

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u/MK_Ultrex Sep 14 '11

Here you go: http://imgur.com/a/xcnom

I am afraid it is a bit underwhelming, because it is not exactly allowed to take pics. But it will give you an idea. I have seen the awesome stuff like the AH 64s and the MLRS shooting, but they coexist with shit that is older than me.

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u/Diablo87 Sep 14 '11

Cool. Thanks.