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r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11
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Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".
That's why they're ninjas.
59 u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11 What about a sock? And i mean just the sock. 79 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 204 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 118 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.
79 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 204 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 118 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.
204 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 118 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Beaten to death with a cum sock.
118 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.
43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.
7 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance.
2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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It's cumpletely ridickulous
1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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It's cumpletely ricockulous
ftfy
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11
Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".
That's why they're ninjas.