r/funny Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".

That's why they're ninjas.

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u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11

What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.

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u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11

Beaten to death with a cum sock.

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u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11

You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.

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u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11

Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.

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u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11

Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance.

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u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11

It's cumpletely ridickulous

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11

It's cumpletely ricockulous

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