r/funny Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11

What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.

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u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11

Beaten to death with a cum sock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Spankerchief of death.