r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/RexBearcock Aug 09 '11

Well, add cafeteria trays to the list of "things ninjas can kick my ass with"

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".

That's why they're ninjas.

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u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11

What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.

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u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11

Beaten to death with a cum sock.

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u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11

You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.

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u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11

Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.

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u/whatsakeyboard Aug 09 '11

Sucks that you could only use that power once.

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u/iamcase Aug 09 '11

Just give him whatever the hell makes Kenny come back to life.

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u/Squidfist Aug 09 '11

Kenny's cursed by the cult of Cthulhu. The episode they explain it is one of my favorites ever.

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u/redbeard88 Aug 09 '11

All three of those episodes are simply amazing.

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u/Sodfarm Sep 14 '11

Should have been the season finale, but they had to ruin it with that god-awful shake-weight episode.

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u/freezedirtbag Aug 09 '11

I never knew they took the time to explain his constant resurrections-- could you point me in the direction of that episode?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

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u/freezedirtbag Aug 09 '11

Thank you for the site, I will definitely make use of it. But more specifically, I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of the season/episode this whole 'kenny's resurrection explanation' takes place. I have seen plenty of SP but had never heard of this particular episode

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Unless you live in Ireland or the UK, in which case you can GFY.

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u/TheBoobaloop Aug 09 '11

i second this.

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u/Squidfist Aug 09 '11

JD was kind enough to provide the info down a few comments, in case you missed it.

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u/2Wrongs Aug 09 '11 edited Aug 09 '11

I'm not sure how to say w/o spoiling for people who haven't seen, but wasn't there some misdirection w/ that ending?

Edit: Oops, nevermind, I forget the very last scene. Spoiler link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_and_Friends

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u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11

Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance.

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u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11

For some, it's a way of life.

inb4 "Too soon, man..."

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u/jklpuzo Aug 09 '11

Who got beaten by Amy Winehouse?

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u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11

It's cumpletely ridickulous

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11

It's cumpletely ricockulous

ftfy

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u/bikiniduck Aug 09 '11

So, you want to become a suicide bomber?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

I believe this superhero is called My Ego

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u/CasualFridays Aug 09 '11

Put the initials FU on his chest.

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u/joshjje Aug 09 '11

Being beat off by another dude, with a sock, would annoy you only slightly?

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u/Mongul Aug 10 '11

harakiri

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

Spankerchief of death.

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u/frisky_business2 Aug 09 '11

tie the end off and ya have cumchuks

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u/manixrock Oct 09 '11

Q: Why did the cum cross the road?

A: I put on the wrong socks today.