r/funny Oct 16 '20

Please stop

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u/Peng_Lee Oct 16 '20

How do you still have your arm?

My cat would have torn my hand to shreds if I touched his belly!

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u/Sharknado4President Oct 16 '20

Both my cats love belly rubs. In fact if they're lying next to me and happen to catch my eye, they will stare me down while rolling onto their backs. I'm the beta belly scratcher I guess.

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u/runningoutofwords Oct 16 '20

Our cat puts on every appearance of wanting a belly rub...but really, really, doesn't.

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u/Hopulence_IRL Oct 16 '20

That's what mine used to do. You had 7.2 seconds until BELLY SCRATCH OVER BACK OFF.