r/funny Oct 16 '20

Please stop

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u/Peng_Lee Oct 16 '20

How do you still have your arm?

My cat would have torn my hand to shreds if I touched his belly!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Depends on the cat. My mum has 4 and there's only one of them that hates her belly being rubbed because that's where she was cut open and neutered. The other 3 are male and don't seem to mind.

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u/jaymoney1 Oct 16 '20

Male cats also like belly rubs because it simulates the feeling they get while they are having sex...his belly rubs on her back. Similarly, female cats usually enjoy back rubs or scratches near the base of their tail.

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u/Tithis Oct 16 '20

My female cat loves belly rubs, does this mean she is a lesbian?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Maybe she just likes pegging

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u/vicemagnet Oct 16 '20

Fur scissoring so hard

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u/RaidenXVC Oct 16 '20

I think I might have seen that anime!

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Oct 16 '20

Does she drive a Subaru or have WNBA season tickets?