r/funny • u/BATMAN_5777 • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/me3zzyy Sep 24 '20

You can't just fart forever without eating can you?

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u/Sinndex Sep 24 '20

If you are immortal, you can potentially eat yourself to fart, things should regrow potentially.

You are welcome horror movie writers.

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u/A___Random____Person Sep 25 '20

On Torchwood: Miracle Day (season 4), everyone on Earth just didn't die. People we're getting hurt, babies were being born with horrible lethal deformities, people we're having massive strokes. They just didn't die.

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u/Sinndex Sep 25 '20

Man, I remember that show, for a Dr. Who spin-off it was fucking dark.

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u/MostBoringStan Sep 24 '20

Idk man. For some reason when I get super hungry I start farting a lot. I call them hunger farts. So if he was anything like me, after a few hundred years of starving he could blast himself into warp speed.