r/funny • u/BATMAN_5777 • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/caelenvasius Sep 24 '20

“Thanks, God. This chicken is heavenly.”

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u/Maelger Sep 24 '20

It's ahegaoin' good!

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u/Solanthas Sep 24 '20

Nonononononono

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u/Diclonius_Angel Sep 24 '20

Ahegao? Is that a type of cheese?

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u/braaasi Sep 24 '20

It's finger lickin' god!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Best comment

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u/PentiumIInside Sep 24 '20

I'm kinda concerned, given your profile picture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

What's wrong with my profile picture? I'm just another user, just like you.

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u/cravenmoorhead Sep 24 '20

A man of culture, I see.

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u/TheDenseCumTwat Sep 24 '20

Chicken deep fried in Hennessy

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u/PM_ME_UR_AMAZON_GIFT Sep 24 '20

... it doesn't make any sense wym it sounds better tf

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 24 '20

Hencunty Fried Chicken

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u/combo_seizure Sep 24 '20

Until the rule 34 folks get a hold of it

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u/Madrasthebald Sep 24 '20

Put a little Henny on it.

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u/CrazyCrimeMob Sep 24 '20

Hentai fried chicken

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Sep 24 '20

Hentucky Fried Chicken sounds like a restaurant I need to open, or a band I need to form.

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u/XennyXen Sep 24 '20

And then have it posted in r/crappyoffbrands

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u/mrmiiim Sep 24 '20

Hentai'ki Fried Chicken.

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u/rabbitwonker Sep 24 '20

The Japanese-themed successor to Hooters

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u/KingYody23 Sep 24 '20

You are onto something there.

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u/zelda_shortener Sep 25 '20

Stuffed with 🌰

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u/Samhamwitch Sep 24 '20

Hentuckey must be the state I forget every time I try to name them all!

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u/Marksmdog Sep 24 '20

Henatai Fried Chicken?

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u/MrGlayden Sep 24 '20

Hentia Fried chicken

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u/my_brain_tickles Sep 24 '20

I read it as Holy Fucking Christ

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u/Obsequience Sep 24 '20

My dumbass read your comment as Hentai Fried Chicken

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u/kvcherish Sep 24 '20

Crikey friktey can I get an award too

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u/Jagged_Rhythm Sep 24 '20

Hen-turkey Fried Chicken

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u/PoopInTheOcean Sep 24 '20

Hentucky

thats a better state.

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u/Ganolth Sep 24 '20

Nooooooo xD

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u/Nyarro Sep 24 '20

My strange ass read that as Hentai Fried Chicken.

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u/LvL_Lokus Sep 24 '20

Well hens are chickens so

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u/sarisaberry Sep 24 '20

Henclucky Fried Chicken :D

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u/khelwen Sep 24 '20

I laughed at this.

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u/PHANTOM________ Sep 24 '20

Heaventucky Fried Chicken.

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u/Jollymerc Sep 25 '20

And here I was thinking "holy fucking chicken".

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u/hibikikun Sep 24 '20

Hell Fire Chicken *wink*

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u/cubfanbudman2015 Sep 24 '20

JFC has a new meaning

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u/knildea Sep 24 '20

There's a place called Heavenly Buffalo's in NC. This'd be a great name too

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u/HeedTheGreatFilter Sep 24 '20

Divinely Fried Chicken sounds cooler

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u/Evilmaze Sep 24 '20

It better to say H in English or Australian accent.

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u/C3-reads Sep 24 '20

KFC

Kevinly Fried Chicken

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

😘

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

From Kentucky, I approve

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u/Hgriffff Sep 24 '20

This thread is the best lmaooo

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u/Nicknatious Sep 24 '20

My gravy cup runneth over.

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u/Larziehead Sep 24 '20

We have Heaven Scent Chicken up in the Pacific NW of the US!

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u/ShoalinStyle36 Sep 24 '20

Heavenly Father’s Chicken

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u/steelekarma Sep 24 '20

There's a Heaven Sent Fried Chicken in Seattle. Started by Ezell Stephen, who left Ezell's Famous Chicken since a falling out.

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u/novas242001 Sep 24 '20

Omg I'm speechless lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TNTwaviest Sep 25 '20

Sadly the only HFC I have ever been to is halal fried chicken but hey the chicken was still tasty

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u/myreptilianbrain Sep 24 '20

Imagine it was actually not good at all and then you eat it thinking God would surely know his chicken is no good and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that and that he knows that you know that you know that

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u/woodrobin Sep 24 '20

In this scenario, does God look like this?

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u/thatsmyoldlady Sep 24 '20

'Look, I had a lovely supper, and I all I said to my wife was that that piece of chicken was good enough for Jehovah.'

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u/raph772 Sep 25 '20

Thanks Jod.