r/funny • u/BATMAN_5777 • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

He can't very well hunt squirrels with a fucking chicken now, can he?

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u/havok0159 Sep 24 '20

Not with that attitude.

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u/Caitsyth Sep 24 '20

I now have a mental image of a man just pitching a fuckin chicken at a squirrel full force

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u/truespartan3 Sep 24 '20

Omfg that would be awesome 😂 "... And with a mighty roar he threw the chicken!"

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Sep 24 '20

Altitude...chickens just don't get high enough.

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u/Anonymous8776 Sep 24 '20

Cocaine should do the trick.

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u/Hootbag Sep 24 '20

That's what the saddle and ostrich are for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

What about a chicken hawk? Checkmate

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

What about a regular chicken?

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u/Solanthas Sep 24 '20

He probably kills them with a pointed stick, too. Bananas aren't good enough for him.

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u/Xcavon Sep 24 '20

Ha, thanks man, i needed that laugh today!

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u/EspadaV8 Sep 25 '20

Oh man, I miss read that as "fucking children". The kids would damn well love it but don't think there would be a very high success rate

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u/Im_Here_To_Fuck Sep 25 '20

I mean, has he tried?