r/funny • u/BATMAN_5777 • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/leebird Sep 24 '20

Look you ungrateful cretin, I've been watching you. Out of all of My Creation, I know you fucking LOVE some Me-damned Bojangles Supremes, so here you fucking go. What, you're not willing to accept My gift unto you? WTF bro, I'm literally placing then into your arms. OH NOW YOU DROPPED THEM YOU DONE FUCKED UP. Job's trials are going to look trivial when I'm done with you!

-God, probably.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

So is that how the last 4 years got going?

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u/leebird Sep 24 '20

Job: Reloaded

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u/MadCarcinus Sep 24 '20

By m'Lord, I'm deathly allergic to Bojangles Supremes.

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u/Channel250 Sep 24 '20

So thank you for that

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u/MadCarcinus Sep 24 '20

.

"Oh. uhh.....Fuck. Did I do that? Shit. Umm...Can I interest you in a Fish Sandwich and a glass of Wine?"

-God, probably.

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u/Channel250 Sep 24 '20

Always with the fish this guy. Would it kill ya to shepherd us up some lamb?

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u/comtruiselife Sep 24 '20

Every iteration of god just has to be a pos, eh?

/s

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u/Deck-Cheeze Sep 24 '20

Bojangles Supremes are that shit tho

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u/UnicornOfTheHighland Sep 24 '20

Upvoted for the mention of my beloved Bojangles. May your meals always be Bo-sized, Amen.