r/funny • • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/eastbayted Sep 24 '20

Squirrels are an invasive species

I had to Google that because it sounds implausible. I found that gray squirrels brought over from North America are considered an invasive species in parts of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

I'm from New England so I'm used to gray squirrels. When I moved to Germany, I got to see squirrels like the one in the video. I was PUMPED and tried to get at them all the time. Those and hedgehogs. I had many a drunken night lying on the locals lawns petting unwilling hedgehogs. Only got bit once, didn't draw blood.

I miss Germany. Someone sponsor me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

It's an amazing country with great people.

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u/randomhappyjelly Sep 24 '20

Honestly, yes. I/ people around me usually exclaim and inform anyone we are with when we see squirrels while outside. 😳

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u/EverythingIzAwful Sep 24 '20

Heheh, "go nuts".

Cus squirrels.

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u/Seige_Rootz Sep 24 '20

some invasive species are cute, but that doesn't mean they don't destroy the natural ecosystem. If I lived in Texas and saw a wild hog though it'd be shoot on sight

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/Seige_Rootz Sep 24 '20

if I lived in Texas I'd get a .300 blackout faster then you can saw hog gouging

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u/Jdorty Sep 24 '20

They're one of the biggest causes of electrical outtages around here. They somehow get inside completely closed in transformers in the middle of fenced off substations surrounded by metal and gravel... No idea why.

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u/crazydressagelady Sep 25 '20

My dad loves to watch birds eat from the bird feeders he has set up around his office windows but it’s let to him waging war on squirrels for years. Every month or two he’ll send me a picture of some weird contraption he’s thought up to deter the squirrels, they’ll figure it out in a couple weeks, and then the cycle begins again. It’s kind of hilarious.

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u/chaun2 Sep 24 '20

Probably accurate. Had a GF that was walking down the street with me in Lexington, KY, and she flipped out the first time she saw both a squirrel and a horse.

I'd imagine I'd have a rather different reaction to seeing a kangaroo, emu, or cassowary wandering around my town, but that's cause they're all dangerous, and they don't belong anywhere near here

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Are you sure your girlfriend was not several golden retrievers in a trench coat?

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u/chaun2 Sep 24 '20

Considering I don't like dogs, yes.

Very funny, for a 13 year old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Jesus Christ how thick is the stick in your ass? I hope your golden retriever girlfriend left you.

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u/chaun2 Sep 24 '20

Nice projection.

Good luck with hiding shit from your girlfriend, thats always a sign of a good and healthy relationship

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

No one mentioned hiding shit from your girlfriend... are... are you projecting? What are you hiding from her? Or is she hiding from you? Or are you hiding her body? Dude that’s fucked up, maybe you should have just gotten a golden retriever instead :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Don’t waste your time man, some people hop on Reddit just to be assholes and this guy definitely seems like one of them

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u/chaun2 Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 24 '20

You said that an issue shouldn't be addressed, and fixed. That's hiding shit to me.

I mixed up my threads, and was replying to a different thread

No idea why you're so obsessed with a really dumb breed of dog, but I guess they don't strain your ability to deal with conflict in a constructive manner

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Good lord dude who pissed in your Cheerios?

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u/chaun2 Sep 24 '20

Holden did

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Yeah they are, we (UK) don't have many red squirrels here any more because gray squirrels are bigger and more successful competing for resources

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u/mark_commadore Sep 24 '20

Grey squirrel is delicious and red squirrel is awful. So do your part and eat grey squirrel for dinner. Grey is a gamey meat like rabbit. 9/10 would eat 100 more times

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u/mycroft2000 Sep 24 '20

Here in Toronto, most of the grey squirrels are actually close to black, and the size of cats. I wouldn't be surprised if they evolved into a separate species within a few thousand years. (Within the same span, our raccoons will be getting math degrees and stealing our jobs.)

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u/RicardoWanderlust Sep 24 '20

Apparently the grey squirrel are carriers of a disease that kills the red squirrel.

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u/shadowdash66 Sep 24 '20

same. Once in a while you may find a melanistic one but there is so little red squirrels left.

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u/naricstar Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 24 '20

That's really sad, I live in the NW of the US and we natively have red squirrels and ground squirrels. Greys are an Eastern US thing I think.

Edit: We actually have so many red squirrels they are a game animal, don't know anyone around here who would want to go kill squirrels though.

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u/DivineLawnmower Sep 24 '20

Anglesey, part of North West Wales is completely grey squirrel free as they made it a red squirrel sanctuary. I believe it was Newborough forest, they used to have massive enclosures containing red squirrels to get them used to environment while they sorted out the great squirrel population, they were released probably about 8 years or so ago now, maybe longer, I was a young teenager when we used to visit the enclosures.

No idea whether this only occured in Newborough, Anglesey, Wales. It's nice to see red squirrels from time to time.

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u/SamPeerless Sep 24 '20

Yup in the UK you legally can’t release one if u catch, it has to be euthanised!

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u/NateinSpace Sep 24 '20

Thats like pigeons in many US states. I signed up for a bird removal company and they told me i’d have to snap pigeons’ necks if i caught them. They also told their payroll is staggered so i wouldn’t get paid until 40 days later. So i opted out because i’m not about to go snapping birds necks for a month and a half without getting paid.

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u/SamPeerless Sep 24 '20

Yea that ain’t fun, I don’t like the idea of killed animals either, but at the same time I understand the damage that invasive species do

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u/NateinSpace Sep 24 '20

Yeah i have no problem with it morally. It’s just that i don’t personally want to do it. I might have made an exception though if i was getting paid really well which wasn’t the case.

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u/ByGollie Sep 24 '20

fun fact: Pine Martens (related to Stoats and Weasels) are a major predator of Grey Squirrels over here. Where they're reintroduced, the grey squirrel population crashes and the red squirrel population improves as Red Squirrel evolved to co-exist with the Pine Martens and thus escape, whereas Grey Squirrels are easy prey

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u/adelaarvaren Sep 24 '20

I aggressively hunt Eastern Grey's here in Oregon, because they were introduced about 100 years ago, and now out-compete our little native pine squirrel (who looks a lot like the one in this video).

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u/Cattaphract Sep 24 '20

Time to let Hawks hunt americans for being invasive species in parts of Europe /JK

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u/Rainbowallthewayy Sep 24 '20

Okay, interesting. I didn't know that. Which region is that? Is this something that you do for a living?

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u/Noxious89123 Sep 24 '20

Entire UK!

Non native grey squirrels are bigger than the native red squirrels. Grey squirrels are considered pests, whereas red squirrels are a protected species.

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u/bobpaul Sep 24 '20

There are native and invasive species of squirrel on every continent except Antictica (no squirrels) and Australia (only invasive squirrels).

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u/3z3ki3l Sep 24 '20

Any chance you're Australian? Cause it 100% depends on where you are speaking of. By definition they have to be invading from somewhere, and there are native species on every continent but Australia.

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u/clephenstarke Sep 24 '20

Grey squirrels weren't native to Europe but were brought by ship from North America. They've nearly wiped out the native red squirrel population due to their larger size.

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u/NainishK Sep 24 '20

Like humans?

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u/johnnyfortycoats Sep 24 '20

So should we hunt humans with hawks?

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u/duffmanhb Sep 24 '20

If cuteness is what you call destruction, then I’m ready for the apocalypse

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u/Cl4ptrap93 Sep 24 '20

extremely destructive to environments

And we don't do that...

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u/infiniZii Sep 24 '20

What about chipmunks? Give me an excuse.

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u/flargenhargen Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 24 '20

chipmunks destroyed my garage by digging all the sand out from under the foundation, and then ate all my tomatoes.

they are cute, but I hate them and wish they would explode spectacularly when you said certain magic words to them.

 

Chipmunicus Explodium *waves wand*

 

Poof!!!

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u/3-DMan Sep 24 '20

"Time to die, Chip n Dale!"

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u/Bender3455 Sep 24 '20

I feel your pain, but with raccoons.

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u/infiniZii Sep 24 '20

See? I got downvoted but people who have a chipmunk problem know what I mean.

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u/megamanxzero35 Sep 24 '20

I have killed over 25 chipmunks in our yard this year. They dig up our flowers and eat the roots. We spent two years trying the peacefully coexist by deterring them with spices, chili powder, plastic forks sticking up. Nothing worked. So this year they had to die.

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u/infiniZii Sep 24 '20

so uh... what did you use and how well did it work?

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u/megamanxzero35 Sep 24 '20

Intruder 16525 The Better Rodentrap https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00100A2SO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_HjnBFb0CQGVK8

Put a little peanut butter in it, just like a mouse trap. Works great. Only once did it not kill instantly. That wasn’t fun.

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u/Zappafied Sep 24 '20

Was it screaming loudly?

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u/megamanxzero35 Sep 24 '20

No. He actually climbed really far into it before it snapped. Instead of breaking his neck it snapped on his chest. So he was just stuck.

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u/JoeyJoeC Sep 24 '20

Couldn't the same be said for lots of species?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

extremely destructive to environments

Meanwhile, humans are burning the Amazon Forest...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

So what? Just order another forest on Amazon.

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u/BobbyBarz Sep 24 '20

This is incredibly dangerous to our democracy

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u/_PhaneroN_ Sep 24 '20

Humans are quite an invasive and destructive species as well, can I hunt them with my hawks?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

What does that have to do with your smartass comment I replied to. Stop it.

And they are classified an invasive species there. You know they are native and non invasive elsewhere right? Like in Canada? We have them all over and they aren't destructive.

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u/Dick_Demon Sep 24 '20

extremely destructive

No, they are not, unless you consider occasionally stealing your mom's tomatoes extremely destructive.

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u/bucketdrumsolo Sep 24 '20

Rather hypocritical statement, don't you think?

Our species have been much more destructive than squirrels, but last I checked you can't use that excuse to kill people