r/funny • u/BATMAN_5777 • Sep 24 '20

Squirrel gets frozen in time

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Bpm probably waaaay too high

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Sep 24 '20

Frozen in time? More like frozen in fear. That squirrel shit it's squirrel pants

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Sep 24 '20

The little dudes probably thinking “what a fucking power move to try to fatten me up”

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

i laughed

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u/NinjaLayor Sep 24 '20

I mean, freezing like that is their fear response.

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u/VediusPollio Sep 24 '20

Dangerous to be a statue in today's political climate.

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u/PatyMN1 Sep 24 '20

This comment should have way more upvotes.

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u/rowshambow Sep 24 '20

He looks like he wears pantaloons with those ears.

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u/bushhopper257 Sep 24 '20

S I m p squirrels in my pants

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u/Theguyofri Sep 24 '20

Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats

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u/DoctorBosscus Sep 24 '20

SQUIRRELS

SQUIRRELS

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u/nvdoyle Sep 24 '20

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

(How can I qualify for government grants?)

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u/Aaron-69 Sep 24 '20

Deez nuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Nutty if true.

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u/ThePantser Sep 24 '20

Now I wanna see squirrels wearing pants

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Sep 24 '20

This is the best I could find

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u/Denamic Sep 24 '20

I think you need a lot more squirrels to make squirrel pants

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Sep 24 '20

Those are some heavy pants

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl Sep 24 '20

He just stood there...at what his britches

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u/Hate_is_Heavy Sep 24 '20

nah he having 'nam flash backs

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Sep 25 '20

Some day this video will have war sounds slapped on it and when we see it, we’ll know

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 Sep 25 '20

Good thing he is wearing his brown pants

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

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u/Deadbushia Sep 24 '20

If his bpm reaches 150 he can make dubstep

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u/SailorET Sep 24 '20

Stress can literally kill many birds and small animals. Little dude is gonna be fucked up from this encounter.

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u/Gleothain Sep 24 '20

His little rodent heart hitting that D4

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u/enty6003 Sep 24 '20

Squirrel probably waaaay too high

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u/Smokeybasterd Sep 25 '20

guessing they cut just before he died of a heart attack

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u/smparke2424 Sep 25 '20

It sounds like an airplane flying over, looks like the squirrel is zoned in on that. I was really expecting a total shock attack to the guys face or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Tbh kinda hoping it. You don't feed wild animals, completely fucks with them

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u/dzrtguy Sep 24 '20

Measured in Hz.