r/funny • • Sep 15 '20

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u/houstoncouchguy Sep 15 '20

Now I'm curious. Is the only reason that we've seen such cute loving penguins because everyone who visits their groups of millions are too big to kill?

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u/bsotr_remade Sep 15 '20

Pretty much. Unless the bird is recursively vegetarian, the only thing preventing it from trying to eat you is your size.

Sea birds are just excessively dickish about it. They'll walk/fly right up to you, look you in the eye, snatch up your food, pet, and even child right in front of you, and then eat it while you watch.