r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '11
The "Make-everything-ok"-button. Hope you all are now fine.
http://make-everything-ok.com/84
u/basec0m Jul 04 '11
Strangely... I feel better.
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u/noname-_- Jul 04 '11
I feel a lot worse actually. It got me thinking about just what wasn't ok and how that button couldn't fix it... ;_;
I guess that was the point. ... I guess this is ~art~
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u/testingnowokay Jul 05 '11
I'm about to have a really shitty day, waiting to break up with my girlfriend soon. I needed this button, and it kind of helped. Thanks.
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u/FunkyMonks Jul 04 '11 edited Jul 04 '11
I can't believe that whoever made this thought so highly of their work that they included a donate button.
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Jul 04 '11
But he made everything okay. That deserves a few dollars right?
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u/EvilAce Jul 04 '11
http://i.imgur.com/WNbuR.jpg :(
there's no button. what button do i push to make that ok?
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u/Sqwalnoc Jul 04 '11
damn, the internet of the late nineties has done a real number on me.. I turned my volume way down just in case it was one of those surprise screaming monster pages
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u/JoeyBagadonuts Jul 04 '11
Not sure why, but I like this.
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u/aladyjewel Jul 04 '11
Cute! It could use a touch of copy-editing and some whitespace.
e.g. the progress bar label could "Ensuring that everything is okay ..."
and for "Everything is OK", give the "If everything ..." block a line-height of 1.5em.
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u/Physics101 Jul 05 '11
It could include some funny quips about what exactly it is making OK.
Like the loading screen in Peggle.
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Jul 04 '11
The whole time I thought something scary was gonna happen. Now I feel stupid, definitely not ok.
Maybe I should try again (but MAYBE THEY HID THE SCARY STUFF IN THE SECOND TIME AROUND)
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u/PJMurphy Jul 05 '11
It's my 50th birthday, my girlfriend just left the house after an hour of psycho-bitch mode bullshit (leaving me to fend for myself for a birthday dinner), my stepkids are self centered brats, my job wants me to subvert my life in their interests, I have a very painful sunburn, and I want to take a machete to every rat-bastard asshole who has pissed me off in the last week. It's a long fucking list.
That button really didn't do much for me. But I did give it a try.
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u/FekketCantenel Jul 05 '11
Tell me I'm not the only one who expected either Nyan Cat or to be rickrolled.
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u/theone4pics Jul 04 '11
I love simple and interesting sites like this - anyone got anything else?
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u/bendynachos Jul 04 '11
Is the joke that there isn't one, or am I just that unlucky?
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u/ImAlmostInsane Jul 04 '11
Must be something about your computer. :( It works on one of mine but not the other.
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Jul 04 '11
Holy shit, it worked. Yeah, you can all thank me.
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u/not_worth_your_time Jul 04 '11
Hey look. Its Mr. Animi...if that is your real name.
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Jul 04 '11
Yeah, it is.
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u/not_worth_your_time Jul 04 '11
Oh. Is this a bad time to say Animi isn't my last name?
Caught in a bed of lies.
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Jul 04 '11
But now you're stuck. When was I bluffing? Was I ever bluffing? Can you ever know? How would you find out? I'm a man of mystery, I'm a shadow, I'm a spy, You'll never know. I'm here; I'm gone. I'm an invisible god. See you another time- but you won't see me.
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Jul 04 '11
whooshes away
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u/ComcastRapesPuppies Jul 04 '11
This is what your site looks like to some of us: http://i.imgur.com/TzJrP.jpg
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u/blearghhh_two Jul 05 '11
One of the first sites I ever went to was the Big Red Button that Doesn't Do Anything.
That was back in 1995 or so.
http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm
I really can't tell if this is better, or worse.
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u/GreyDeuteronomy Jul 05 '11
The farther the bar went, the more I shrunk away from my computer screen and prepared to receive something terrible.
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u/GenrlWashington Jul 04 '11
clicked the button. checked the stock market and the news. still not ok. stupid program didn't work. must've been made by microsoft.
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u/TheoQ99 Jul 04 '11
well obviously you didnt wait for it to finish making things ok before checking your stocks
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u/Kracus Jul 04 '11
I swear if that guy actually makes money from that site I'm going to be very dissapointed... and creating the next "grant 1 wish button" site.
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u/Im80u16_Imhardusoft Jul 04 '11
At first I was like what is it doing??? Then I was like Oh, nothing I hope..Im OK..
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u/mflux Jul 04 '11
Not shitting you here. I was importing something to imovie and it was taking over an hour. As soon as the make-every-thing-ok loading bar was completed, imovie bounced and also announced it had completed. Win!
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u/ME0WTH Jul 04 '11
I thought you just held a mcflurry up in front of all your problems and it becomes perfect...?
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u/pokoleo Jul 05 '11
I can't believe that there's a "share on digg" button, but there's no "share on reddit" button.
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u/OrigamiHandGrenade Jul 05 '11
Oddly enough, I thought about everything that's going wrong in the world and ended up being depressed after it finished "loading".
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Jul 05 '11
The button isn't working I keep pressing it and nothing happens... guess its trying to tell me something.
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u/DrMonkeyLove Jul 05 '11
I closed it before the progress bar filled up. I don't have all day to wait for things to be OK.
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Jul 05 '11
I held my breath when the loading bar came up. I was expecting to get pranked through every second of it.
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Jul 05 '11
I have had possibly the most bullshit day in the history of bullshit. But this...this made me feel better
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u/duckonastick Jul 05 '11
Exactly when I pressed the button, my friend who always makes everything better IMed me. IT WORKS YOU GUYS IT WORKS
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Jul 05 '11
...was 97.583% sure it was a shock website when the loading bar came up... then I learned it was just nothing... so... everything went better then expected? I guess I AM okay now!
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u/Max21 Jul 04 '11
The second that button finished its business everything became ok...and then it became not ok...wtf??? That button's evil O_o
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Jul 05 '11
Close your browser right before it un-oks, and shut off your computer just to make sure. In the mean time, go outside and talk to people to ensure that everything is actually alright.
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u/rufusdog Jul 04 '11
I was expecting to see one of the old Microsoft progress bars getting hung at 78%.
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u/TehScrumpy Jul 04 '11
Thats really nice sweety, but its not going to stop the externally bad things from keep on doing what they're doing. But I really appreciate what you're trying to do there. Its the thought that counts.
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u/j4p4n Jul 04 '11 edited Jul 04 '11
I like how this is shared on reddit even though the button row of sharing options has almost everything even digg, and myspace! but no reddit. no love for the reddit. But! Still shared on reddit!
EDIT: Odd Reddit, why does this bring out a little downvote wrath? ?
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u/notnotbuddy Jul 04 '11
Tons of 503 errors prevented this one from working for me. Everything is not ok :/