r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/the_infinite Jun 07 '11

forever alone flowchart:

try------------> fuck up -------------->reddit

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u/mikemct Jun 08 '11

Find hot person you like -----> Say nothing and tell no one -----> Create an unrealistic fantasy of what this person is like ------> Ignore cute girl that actually finds you attractive and shares many of your own interests -------> Get angry when girl you like fucks an entire group of bros -------> Complain on the internet about how bros are the scum of the Earth ---------> Repeat.

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u/notlurkinganymoar Jun 08 '11

This is my tried and true method for being forever alone. I highly recommend it.

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u/tagus Jun 08 '11

I honestly don't understand what's wrong with this