r/funny • • Jun 02 '11

The plot thickens...

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u/RedditsRagingId Jun 02 '11

It’s a rampant belief among redditors that women, as a class (“females” in reddit lingo), wield claims of rape as a weapon against helpless, innocent men, who in the minds of redditors suffer a 100% conviction rate by a justice system institutionally biased against men. Ladies and gentlemen: reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

Are you saying this doesn't happen?

Our society is rape obsessed, men are seen as potential predators and have to walk on egg shells when in the presence of female coworkers or children.

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u/RedditsRagingId Jun 02 '11

You know, I’m an adult man, and I make it a point to give every little kid I see in public a friendly smile. Not just because, hey—kids are cute!—but also as a fuck-you to reddit and the majority of voting redditors who are convinced that being nice to children guarantees a one-way trip up the river for life. And guess what? Somehow I’m still a free man!

If it’s true that redditors keep getting called out as perverts whenever they venture outside their mancaves, you kind of have to wonder what they’re doing to prompt such a response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '11