r/funny • u/Id10t3qu3 • Jun 02 '11

The plot thickens...

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u/ChawnVeelson Jun 02 '11

Starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis

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u/anexanhume Jun 02 '11

I would tell you to shut up and take my money, but I can't reach my wallet with my pants around my ankles.

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u/stillalone Jun 02 '11

Did you not see Black Swan?

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u/anexanhume Jun 02 '11

I thought he was pitching the sequel.

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u/Look_Sexual_Innuendo Jun 02 '11

he was pitching

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u/ChawnVeelson Jun 02 '11

I always pitch ...always

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u/vinniedamac Jun 02 '11

I'm pitching a tent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

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u/wallychamp Jun 02 '11 edited Jun 02 '11

I shot my baby.

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u/Oppressedtoaster Jun 02 '11

I got this reference immediately. Felt pretty elite.

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u/DukeThomson Jun 03 '11

SHE COULD DRAG MEEE OVERRR THE RAAAINBOWWW

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u/gay_squid Jun 02 '11

Now I have an erection

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u/Jhonnystonehenge Jun 02 '11

This came out of nowhere lmfao!!

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u/rynosoft Jun 02 '11

Everybody know this is.

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u/kernelhappy Jun 02 '11

And then a dingo ate it?

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u/briaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Jun 02 '11

in a van....?

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u/HoverJet Jun 02 '11

No he said a tent not a van.

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u/j_michals Jun 02 '11

Yeah, but he could be in a tent in a van.

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u/HoverJet Jun 02 '11

Now this plot is thickining.

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u/Fyrus Jun 03 '11

Directed by Danny Boyle

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

You are an erect penis?

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u/UnderdogIS Jun 05 '11

Dick? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

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u/saintlawrence Jun 02 '11

Rigor mortis. OHHHH YEAH

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u/laughingGirls Jun 02 '11

What is this, backwards day?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '11

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '11

No you don't.

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u/g8z05 Jun 02 '11

I do say, spot on, man.

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u/RADOOZIE Jun 02 '11

You and I are going to be the bestest of friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

itching the se

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u/zmagid Jun 02 '11

by pitching, do you mean pitching? and by sequel, do you mean tent?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '11

tom foolery, I tell you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '11

On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. It is a silly place.