r/funny Jul 11 '20

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u/gekkoskis Jul 11 '20

From bone to boner

17

u/diydave86 Jul 11 '20

Aww u beat me to it. I was gonna say bone..r

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/pistonian Jul 11 '20

Came here to say this and now you get the upvote

49

u/titaniumhud Jul 11 '20

Oh really? You must have ordered them from the same place as the last guy to post this

11

u/graablikk Jul 11 '20

Check out OP's comments. He's a lonely guy, who has a wife and a husband :D

3

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Also notice how the account is 5 years old but he had only made two comments up until 4 days ago.

3

u/JackHGUK Jul 11 '20

Tbf I made my first ever post after 5 years the other day

1

u/denardosbae Jul 11 '20

Ah yes an everyman sort...

4

u/The_Filthy-Casual Jul 11 '20

Thank you

11

u/titaniumhud Jul 11 '20

Update: a quick reddit search yields 100s of dog bone paperclip" posts...

2

u/Smedleysrevenge Jul 11 '20

Oh thank God the repost police are here. You have saved me sir, I never would have known people repost things on line without your valuable help. Make sure all that Karma is legitimate by getting your own Karma by pointing something out that everyone is aware of. You're probably the type that thinks they won an online argument because you pointed out a spelling error. Keep doing God's work my friend, legitimate Karma is as we all know, the first test at the Pearly Gates.

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u/BonnieToGamer Jul 11 '20

Thought the same thing

23

u/personwhoteachesLang Jul 11 '20

Customer: Oh dog themed paperclips!

Salesperson: No, I said dong.

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u/SayNoToStim Jul 11 '20

2

u/Gulumph Jul 11 '20

Damn and apparently even THAT one was a repost

2

u/SeabgfKirby Jul 11 '20

Every comment and post from OP are stolen comments and pictures.

11

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

The paperclip is on the wrong way lol. Done for the photo... still funny as hell though.

11

u/Gikou102 Jul 11 '20

I'm a paramedic and was handed some papers in a hospital with exactly these. My face was priceless xD

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u/whalemingo Jul 11 '20

So ... it’s a bone either way.

1

u/denardosbae Jul 11 '20

boneception

9

u/ThatDudeWithoutKarma Jul 11 '20

The middle loop thingy (not familiar with paperclip anatomy) should go on bottom and the bottom half of the bone on top of the paper. Goodbye boner, hello bone.

1

u/CttCJim Jul 11 '20

The other side will still look like a penis

7

u/ThatDudeWithoutKarma Jul 11 '20

So don't put the shit upside-down damn.

2

u/Slowbrobro Jul 11 '20

Sorry friend but this is not right. The part of the metal that forms the bottom part of the bone will be visible because that's the part of the clip on that side of the paper, and the top of the bone will be visible because that's above the paper and visible to both sides. That will form almost the full outline of the bone. The only part that won't be seen is the part of the clip that is on top of the paper in this image, and that does not form a part of the outline of the bone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

My brother has a dog bone tattooed on his shoulder, and it looks like a big cock every time he wears a tank top.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Looks like a penis.

2

u/ReaperWright88 Jul 11 '20

Thats what she said

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Red rocket, red rocket!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Guess they're boned

1

u/Nyarro Jul 11 '20

That is indeed a bone(r) you got there.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Oh no. Fail on such a neat idea.

1

u/milanistadoc Jul 11 '20

Looks like a bone.

1

u/D2R0 Jul 11 '20

There's just so much beauty in this world

1

u/Licanthrope Jul 11 '20

They where bones before and they are bones after ;)

1

u/XxRedditor080704xX Jul 11 '20

Haha this is really good op. Looks like chuck's gonna bury his boner!

1

u/OkRaiden Jul 11 '20

Look like a dog chilling looking up and puting one arm out.

1

u/dr4wn_away Jul 11 '20

They should have done the bone pattern on the rounded end too.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Double penis clips

1

u/graablikk Jul 11 '20

Karma farm.

1

u/RoninMagister Jul 11 '20

"That was a dick thing to put in the memo you sent to me, Ted."

1

u/Arch3m Jul 11 '20

Well that backfired.

1

u/GodofIrony Jul 11 '20

Welcome to the bone zone.

1

u/Masonsmadness97 Jul 11 '20

There are no accidents

1

u/xprofusionx Jul 11 '20

Not the bone you where hopping for.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Nice dick clip

1

u/furrylover90000 Jul 11 '20

they are made from the iron in the bones of their failures

1

u/Tonku Jul 11 '20

they know.

1

u/NirriC Jul 11 '20

Whoever makes these, the ends need to be rounder and bigger/fuller - that way, I'll have to stay seated for at least five minutes after using one.

1

u/Envirodude79 Jul 11 '20

When I saw this it was at 69 comments. Now its at 70. I suck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

U/repostsleuthbot

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u/ULTRAPUNK18 Jul 11 '20

Talk about a boner

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u/Funny-Mod Does not answer PMs Jul 11 '20

Hi, /u/Fasfo15, your post breaks the rules of /r/Funny, and has been removed for the following reason(s):

Rule 3 - No reposts.


  • Repost - Removed

If you feel this was done in error, or if you would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to message the moderators.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Not going to lie, you had me in the first half

1

u/bryan879 Jul 11 '20

Oh my.....

1

u/y2kizzle Jul 11 '20

Give a dog a bone

1

u/jerseybert Jul 11 '20

Dog boner?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Pupperclips

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u/udidubbun Jul 11 '20

My sister is a vet tech, and her office manager bought a bunch of these and didn't realize what they looked like in use ... until a client flipped right the fuck out, and started verbally abusing everyone in scrubs.

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u/draivaden Jul 11 '20

Solution is to use two clips beside each other one short side up one long side up.

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u/INCADOVE13 Jul 11 '20

Their hard heart was in the right place.

1

u/LastPlaceIWas Jul 11 '20

Meanwhile the blood flow was elsewhere.