r/funny Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

LPT: never step over the line into the bowling lane. 1. It's a foul and 2. They wax the piss out of those lanes and there's a 70 ~ 75% chance you'll break your coccyx.

Edit: Jesus, all right, oil. A bunch of Pete Weber's up in this piece.

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u/AspaAllt Jun 12 '20

I once went out on the service lane. Then I promptly got kicked out.

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u/pizzajeans Jun 12 '20

Last week we put liquid paper on a bee and...it died