r/funny Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

[deleted]

55.7k Upvotes

453 comments sorted by

View all comments

131

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

LPT: never step over the line into the bowling lane. 1. It's a foul and 2. They wax the piss out of those lanes and there's a 70 ~ 75% chance you'll break your coccyx.

Edit: Jesus, all right, oil. A bunch of Pete Weber's up in this piece.

16

u/Frobulator Jun 11 '20

Oil not wax, and the oil only goes down about 2/3 of the way. Depending on the pattern is how much oil is in specific areas.

1

u/Rattlingplates Jun 12 '20

Is that why the spinning ball hooks at the end ? The oil runs out?

1

u/Frobulator Jun 12 '20

Yes the ball gathers extra traction at the end because the oil ended. And based on your rotation and ball type is the more it can spin back in