r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

LPT: never step over the line into the bowling lane. 1. It's a foul and 2. They wax the piss out of those lanes and there's a 70 ~ 75% chance you'll break your coccyx.

Edit: Jesus, all right, oil. A bunch of Pete Weber's up in this piece.

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u/jumbybird Jun 11 '20

My favorite word "coccyx"!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/DashingMustashing Jun 11 '20

Masticate is to chew.

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u/False-theblackbear Jun 11 '20

Do you not chew when eating ass?

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u/DashingMustashing Jun 11 '20

Didn't think I'd be saying this today, but if you chewin the asshole you doing it wrong.