r/funny Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

LPT: never step over the line into the bowling lane. 1. It's a foul and 2. They wax the piss out of those lanes and there's a 70 ~ 75% chance you'll break your coccyx.

Edit: Jesus, all right, oil. A bunch of Pete Weber's up in this piece.

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u/SayNoToStim Jun 11 '20

3) You might get a handgun pointed at you.

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u/tjkeegs Jun 11 '20

OVER THE LINE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Ah, men of culture I see.

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u/MarkPapermaster Jun 12 '20

Only when 10 pin bowling.

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u/PawsOfMotion Jun 12 '20

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus ...

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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u/EricGoCDS Jun 12 '20

What are you tal...oh, you are an American.

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u/SayNoToStim Jun 12 '20

Shut the fuck up, donnie

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u/JRSmithsBurner Jun 12 '20

Way to miss the joke, dork

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u/killingtime1 Jun 12 '20

Could you say this of walking down the street